Don't just take my word for it. Ask any of his jilted lovers below who attend weekly "I had the wool pulled over my eyes by MikeAussieGuy" support meetings.If you to have had the wool pulled over your eyes, join the flock and please send an email to: [email protected] You don't need to stand in the paddock alone; support is only an email away. (All meeting participants have been shorn to help protect their real identities)  

Yes, we know he will shag anything and then leave right away!

Hey, we're all animals. Nature intended us to go round shagging as many women as possible to keep up our existance. Why do you think men and women get horny? Not because this is how society has bread us, but because we're all animals deep down and we can't control certain urges, we can only moderate them.

I say if you're both consenting adults, stick it in mush.

He said he went to see you for advice first!!! New Zealand countryside looks good!!! lol

rkidlad: You disturb me.

Dave: You are right, his sheep have sought refuge in NZ, far from the ravaging hands of the Aussie male!