I must apologise to my friend afook and to those in the profession because I only hate the porfession not the people necessairly but I HATE lawyers They bug me so much on every level! You know you can't even have a battle without the military lawyers being consulted (which is why wars and insurgent problems take so long to deal with). Someone I know is a lawyer and nothing is ever simple everything is ocmplicate dbecause they get into "lawyer mode" and everything is what if or a but response. arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

how do you know when a lawyer is telling a lie ........ when he/she opens thier mouth

..................... wait till you need one, then you will shut the **** up!

What do you call one million lawyers drowning in the sea?

a good start! haha

beejoir ....whats your problem .... you have nothing better to do ..... i was making a joke you muppet

Stop sobbing you ''whiny *****'', I wasn't talking to you!

.............but I guess I did just get two birds with one stone : )

your the man ...... the best about everything in human nature im so sorry

Paul, Beejoir, and Thomas.............yellow cards coming? lol

Yellow card Shmellow card, people are just getting thicker!

Hey Afook I don't beejoir ... I'm didn't respond lol so no yellow on me. haha

Your English is terrible, where are you from, America or something?

LOL, this's getting really hot. BTW, whatever happened to yesterday's DJcrystal's journal, that was even more funnier than this one

lol I just checked you are from the U.S sorry!

Don't want to interfere, but the worst english speaking humans are the brits

True.

A yellow card for Alex too!! lol

LOL, that's true, I can't understand more than 70% of the sentences that are coming out from brits, especially scotts or irish and especially when they're drunk

Yeah just trying not to be polite guess british can't read between the lines. LOL oooppsss there's a yellow card me

hahaha

Yellow card, Dammm Afook, I am glad you aint a football ref...........If you guys get a yellow card for this lame crap then the worlds gone mad.........lol

Ummmm

well

I am now studying the Bar school and applying for a lawyer s license so hmmm well Guess you dont like me then?

Lawyers become ******* only after a few years. Some of them realize it and start helping the good part of the crowd, some of them don't.

I'd recommend the movie, "The devil's advocate" to anyone interested about lawyer stuff. It's a little bit extreme, but damn realistic.

Jeesie just don't become like the rest and I'll still like you! hehe

My parents are lawyers and i find this SOOO VERY OFFENSIVE!!