ROMANCE MATHEMATICSSmart man smart woman = romanceSmart man dumb woman = affair Dumb man smart woman = marriage Dumb man dumb woman = pregnancy  OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss smart employee = profit Smart boss dumb employee = production Dumb boss smart employee = promotion Dumb boss dumb employee = overtime  SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.  GENERAL EQUATIONS STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.  HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.  LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.  PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.  DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.  ---------------------------------------------Thai Version-----------------------------------------

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

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uummm interesting

seen it b4, but still funny

All true, if you wish to believe? lol

i'm not agree with the last one.

;-)

you know which one is u right?

It is true.. MOSTLY !

smart men and smart women = romance ?????????????????????

i dont think so !!! 555555555555

;-D haahaha

so true!

I just wonder this

"Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die"

Why it's so bad like that ... I think it should be happy....

indeed

Relationships:

First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship - he refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie was doing it on a semi-regular basis". When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots". Then she will get on with her life.

A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, "I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total floozy. But I want you to know there's always a chance for us". This is known as the "I Hate You/I Love You" drunken phone call, that 99% of all men have made at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need; alas, these classes rarely prove effective.

@ caioacido- thx for posting your thougt. if its true, then i feel like a male now. i call him and told him that i hate him/love him".-