A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, 'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

                          'From now on when I say BELL 1

I want you to strip naked.

When I say BELL 2

I want you to jump in bed.

And when I say BELL 3

We are going to make love all night.

' The next night he came home from work and yelled

' BELL 1!' The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

                                                  When he yelled 'BELL 2!', the wife jumped into bed.

When he yelled ' BELL 3!', they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled 'BELL 4!'

'What the hell is BELL 4?' asked the husband?

                                                       'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE,' she replied   '

Y OU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.'  

hahahahal.lol u always make me big smile when see yr journal..thx for sharing !!! pi gavin

hehehe....

hahaha great system...

hahaha naughty!! )

Where do you get it? ( Bunnings)?lmao

another funny journal....lol....XX X journal.....lol

How about engineer ??? I will make the sign with my boy

Hahahahahaaaaa!