For those of you who were fortunate to have daughters ONLY, be glad.... be very, very glad....

                                                                                                                                                       I luv this one the BEST lol.........MUM will be pleased 5555 And you also find out very interesting things when you have sons, like ................. 1.) A king size water-bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 10cm deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not  strong enough to rotate a 15kg Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 5m x 5m room.

5.) You should not throw cricket balls up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a cricket ball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a cricket ball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's

 already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with white king makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A 6-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old boy.

11.) 'Play Dough' and 'microwave' should not be used in the same sentence

12.) Super Glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jelly you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jelly.

15.) VCR's do not eject Peanut Butter & Jam sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odour is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in East Melbourne has a 3-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the WhiteKing and brake fluid

                   OK I'm off for a little bit of Saturday morning                                                                                                                                           

Ha ha it is funny , lovely . I love alot of picture ofchildren, ooop!! but I don't have a chance to have them Haha ha.

hahaha..good luck me I didnt have any kids ..lol

hahahahaha funnyy

hahaha very funny and cute of them... I have 2 sons and always gives me busy and headache and now all growing up but I am happy and lucky to have them anyway.... thanks to make me laugh P'Gav,, lol,,,,

Very good Gav Nice Boobies!!!!!

that's for the tips.... no wonder mem population are lessen... i guess most parents are kinda aware of the facts abovementioned. O_O

I love kids, doesn't matter boys or girls and would like to have some, but im very unlucky...Thanks na kha....I do enjoy your journal.

I plan to have None, therefore Im safe in any case.

babyoiy: Hmmmm I think time will decide that for you. lol

hahaha......makes me cry before I go to sleep !!! hahahaha

Whose son???? From da hell they're , huh? )))))))))))))