At the end of a tiny, deserted bar in the NT is a huge Aboriginal bloke, 2 metres tall and 150 kilos, huge muscles. He's having a few beers when a short, well-dressed and obviously homosexual man walks in and sits beside him. 

After three or four beers the gay bloke finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Aboriginal.  Leaning over towards the Aboriginal he whispers, 'Do you want a blow-job?' At this the massive Aboriginal leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him swiftly off the stool. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the car park, then returned to his seat at the bar. 

Amazed, the barman quickly brings over another beer. 'I've  never seen you react like that', he says. 'What did he say to you?' 

'I'm not sure', the big Aboriginal replies, 'something about a job....'

lol, what did jesus say to the aboriginies before he died on the cross?

Don't do anything until i get back...