If this doesn't make you  laugh, you are truly humor impaired!

The American Navy found they  had too many officers and decided

To offer an early retirement bonus.  They promised any officer who

Volunteered for retirement a bonus of  $1,000 for every inch measured

In a straight line between any two  points in his body. The officer got

To choose what those two points  would be.

The first officer who accepted asked that he be  measured from the top of

Is head to the tip of his toes. He was  measured at six feet and walked

Out with a bonus of $72,000.  

The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked  to be

Measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes.  He walked

Out

With $96,000.

The third one was a  non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who,

When asked where  he would like to be measured replied, "From the tip of

My

Weenie  to my testicles." It was suggested by the pension man that he

Might  

Want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the  previous two

Officers had received. But the old Chief insisted  and they decided to go

Along with him providing the measurement was  taken by a medical officer.

The medical officer arrived and  instructed the Chief to "drop 'em", which

He did. The medical  officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the

Chief's weenie and  began to work back. "Dear Lord!" he suddenly

Exclaimed,

"Where  are your testicles?"

The old Chief calmly replied, "Vietnam."  

LOL ............. thanks

funny.

It's unlikely that any institution would offer a retirement bonus based on such an arbitrary factor.

good one

Sukhumvit_Falang, lighten up, mate, it is sanook, sanook. Why you are so serious, I think it is very funny.

I agree with koratbob. Hey Suk_Farang, you obviously don't know me BUT those who do know what I'm like as a person, and actually I'm known for my postings of jokes. So dude - lighten up !!