A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.

After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.

She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to 

spend a fortune.

'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's 

been trained to give blowjobs!'

'Blow jobs!' the woman replied.

'It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said.

The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's 

true...no more blow jobs for her!

She bought the frog.

When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely 

sceptical and laughed it off! .

The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform 

this less than riveting act again.

In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and 

pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds.

 She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the 

frog reading cookbooks.

'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked.

The husband replied,

'If I can teach this frog to cook.......you're gone.'

hehe sexy Frog>>

I wonder if there is a you tube instructional video on training frogs to give a.......

hmmm the Frog will kick off the wife out...hahaha..funny

Funny !!