the last few times my bf said he wasnt feeling well, i let him sleep.... then he'd moan that he's not getting sex.

thanks for the laugh....ITS SO TRUE ON BOTH GENDERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good one! :-D

What have I done? = Its your time of the month isn't it ?

I am listening dear = I wish you had an mute button.

No your bum doesnt look big in that = How would I know if your bums big, I've not seen you naked for 6 months.

Yes your hair/ clothes etc. looks lovely = Hurry up I want to be back from shopping before the game starts.

Please baby ,Dont leave me! = Well who am i to have sex with now?

Your so sweet darlin = Wow you not complained for at least 5 minutes.

i'm bored....

the way of men thinking so funny....so I have to remember this when a man asking me to see movie and go for dinner...hahahaha

wow! 1 man invited me for diner and then see movie...later hel say '' can I call you sometime''.........???? oooopppppsssssssss

so true!!! esp i will be ready in a min one ! lol