NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION,,,,,,,,,

A married Irishman went into the confessional and

said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."

The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"

The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and

rubbed together, but then I stopped."

The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as

putting it in. You're not to see that woman again.

For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50

in the poor box ."

The Irishman left the confessional, said his

prayers, and then walked over to th e poor box.

He paused for a moment and then started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to

him saying, "I saw that.You didn't put any money in the poor box!"

The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on

the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"

Hehe...good ol' Irish logic!

hahaha

heard about the Irishman who tried snorting Coke?

he almost drowned

Ha ha ha!!!!!