Life ought to start with death.Just fancy this: You rest six feet under, it is dark and mouldy and you start to dig towards the light. Having reached the surface, you will live in a nursing home and you feel better every month. Then they will kick you out because you are getting too young, you start play golf for a couple of years having a fat pension, get a golden watch from your boss and you start working sloooowly. After you are through with work, you will go to university, and with your pockets full of money you will enjoy your student life to the full, where you are constantly having women (or men) on your mind with your head full of booze most of the time. After you got blunt from this, it is about time to go to school, which, of course, starts with a one week school trip abroad. At school you become more and more dumb every year until they kick you out, too, of course accompanied by sweets and presents on your first schoolday..A couple of years in the sand box followed by nine months in a comfortable womb and it all ends with a multiple orgasm..  

Sorry but I like it the way its going now for me

King