DEAF SEX...........
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Two deaf people get married and during the first
week of marriage they find that they are unable to
communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since
they can't see each other signing, or lips to lip-read.
After several nights of fumbling around and many
misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.
She writes, 'Honey, why don't we agree on some
simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to
have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left
breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach
over and squeeze my right breast two times.'
The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes
back to his wife if she wants to have sex with him,
reach over and pull on his penis one time.
If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis……
Two Hundred and Fifty times.
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