An old man, Mr. Wallace, (hmmm I wonder lol) was living in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,

'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.

'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.

Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'You'r gonna love this ........................'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'

hahaha This one tickled my fancy...............

ha ha very funny gav!!!

no question - yesterday was whitsun !

it's too funny and dangerous !!!!

hmmm Was that Mr.Wallace who I met in Melbounre???? lolll

Will it be creamated . . . ?? lol

I cant wait for rig......riga....rigam.. for it to get stiff lol