An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period

for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, and crying the mother says,

"Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl

picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a

mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father and the mother, and the girl

and tells them:

"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.

However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail

stores, a town house, a beach front villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a

$2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $2,000,000

each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand

firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him............................

"Then you try again" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nice one

Repost?

Yeah, heard it before, but I still find it funny though