try this link for a random insult towards yourself. heres mine, http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/index.htm "What a putrid putrid waste of a penis you are, you ridiculous little mascara face-painted Jerk-In-The-Box. You couldn't get a date if you bought them dried in a tin, you under-medicated, rump-ruptured chronic self-abuser. You're the kind of greasy, giggling, girly gombeen who buys STDs from a viral lab just to make it look like you get laid. Average looking, my ass. You're uglier than the south-facing end of north-bound mule with a ruptured ulcerated fly-covered rump. You're a politically vacillating phony liberal f--k; too damn broadminded to take your own side in a debate. You four-eyed, cerebrally-deluded, Einstein-impersonating, pseudo-intellectual nerdturd with a head full of misfiring synapses. Like your height, everything about you is average; except your stench - which is overwhelming. I bet the highway patrol make you wear a sign on your fat azz that reads, 'Caution: Wide Load!' Professional what? Are you a professional simpleton, or simply a well meaning amateur? I love that suit you're wearing. You never throw anything away, do you? People like you are the reason cults exist. Do yourself and everyone else a favor, go and take a fatal overdose of your medication. "am not sure if i should cry or get mad after that but the bad thing is i voluntered for this crap.LOL be sure to clean it up a littel before you post a copy 

lol,but who wana insult him/herself when there too many people around to do that.but its funny.haha

That will come in handy in the TF forums. Thanks!

That site MUST have been made and develpoed by Ciaran!!

what are u doing in that website? Are u a swinger? ho ho ho!

babyoiy==only from trees on ocasion or the celling fan in the bedroom....lol

mazzy===i thought the same thing, if you page down the site it has other generators for forums

i use it alot when i make replies for the nigerian scam letters. actually had one guy contact me sayinf he was from malaysia so i sent him a bunch of curses in bahasa

hmmm, can I memorize that for future use?