Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon  be available in  liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a  power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible  for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can  no longer call this

a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails',  'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff  drink'.  Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:  MOUNT & DO.  Thought for the day:

There is more money being spent  on breast implants &  Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

most insurance will cover viagra but not other life saving things sometimes in ironic twist cover viagra but not birth control! Go figure!

hehe - good stuff

hahaha im gonna use that it had me in stitches haha

Funny stuff......."hard on in a can"........What happens if your girlfriend gets a hold of it , wait i mean is, what if swallows some........? hehehe....... never mind....5555555 !

A shot of Vodka, a twist of lime, poured over ice, mix in Mount & Do to taste, stir briefly; voila!

A Vodka Hard One!

What about CockaCola ???

Paulgh - I don't want figure. It'll give me a headache !!

KhunEd - no comment about the swallowing.

Luckyphil - weeeeelllllll remember "cocka doodle dooooooooo".

Peter - wonder what eh would have given if it was a female receptionist. Then again look at the word . . . RECEPTIONist. Nearly as good as a SECRETary !!