7 Dwarfs & the Vatican !
The 7 Dwarfs went to the Vatican and because they were the Seven Dwarfsthey were immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy lead the pack.
"Grumpy, my son," said the Pope, "What can I do for you?"
Grumpy asked, "Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?"
The Pope wrinkled his brow at the odd question, thought for a moment, then answered, "No Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome ."
In the background a few dwarfs started giggling. Grumpy turned around and stared, silencing them. Turning back to the Pope he asked, "Are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?"
The Pope, puzzled now, racks his brain before responding, "No Grumpy, I'm afraid there are no dwarf nuns in all of Europe ."
This time all the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again Grumpy spun around and silenced them with a glare. Turning back to the Pope Grumpy asked, "Mr. Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns in the entire world?"
The Pope, really confused by the on-goings turned to Grumpy and responded, "No Grumpy, I'm sorry to say that in all the world we have no dwarf nuns."
The other dwarfs fell into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor with tears rolling down their cheeks as they began chanting:
"Grumpy screwed a penquin!"
"Grumpy screwed a penquin!"
"Grumpy screwed a penquin!"
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