Man : I want to share anything with you

Woman : Ok then, let’s start from your bank account Husband : Honey, why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Wife : Because I married the wrong manFriend 1 : Why haven’t they sent any women to the moon?

Friend 2 : Because it doesn’t need cleaning yetMan 1 : I’ve lost my dog!

Man 2 : Have you tried to put a message on the internet or advertisement?

Man 1 : Don’t be silly, my dog never reads emails or newspapersMom : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything

Daughter : That’s why I said she is not good Son : Dad, what is an idiot?

Dad : An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him cannot understand him. Do you understand me?

Son : No.

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