Anonymous, “Some people asked the secret of our long marriage life. We take time to go to a restaurant twice a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays and I go Fridays”  

James Holt McGavran, I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one did not!  

Patrick Murray,2 Secrets to keep your marriage life 1. Whenever you’re wrong, you just admit it.2. Whenever you’re right, you just shut up.

Rodney Dangerfield,A good wife always forgive her husband when she’s wrong   

Anonymous,A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds “WIFE WANTED”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing “YOU CAN HAVE MINE”   

Anonymous,First guy (Proudly presented) “My wife is an angel”  Second guy said, “You are so lucky. Mine is still alive”

lol even though i am not married, i can relate to all quotes above

what's about husband ???