If there is a beer spill, please call me, I ll clean it up

It's ok Gee; unlike BP, I managed to plug the beer leak...

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hic...

I actually though you were gonna say something informative... Silly me

Yes Vlad, you are silly

Why is you we never hear about problems at Heineken!

@Geee: LOL

my Granddad worked in a distillery on one of the Scottish Islands and drowned in a vat of whisky. When my Gran asked the police if it was a quick death, they replied 'No. He climbed out 3 times to go to the toilet.'

lol