About 2,500 people were attending a convention of psychics and paranormal activities. The speaker got up and said, ?How many of you believe in ghosts? Let?s see a show of hands.?

Everyone in the hall raised their hands.

?Okay, how many of you have actually seen a ghost??

This time, about half the people responded.

?Interesting. How many of you have spoken with ghosts??

Only about a dozen hands went up this time.

Finally, he asked, ?How many of you have had an intimate relationship, by that I mean lovemaking with a ghost??

After a pause, one hand went up.

?Wonderful!? the announcer said. ?Sir, please come up here and tell us about it!?

A frail, elderly man made his way up to the podium.

?Please tell us your name, sir.?

?Well, my name be Orville Clark.?

?Very good, Mr. Clark. Now tell us all about your intimate relationship with the ghost.?

?What?? came the reply.

The speaker said it again, this time a bit louder and more clearly.

?PLEASE TELL US ABOUT YOUR INTIMATE LOVEMAKING WITH A GHOST!?

The man thought for a moment and finally said. ?Oh! I thought you said GOAT?.

Hi Khun Lung,

You make me laugh again 55555555555555

A nice story )))))))

It is a fun story before going home.

Cheers

lol...very funny story wasnt the ending i was expecting...lol

khun lung khaaaaa...... as much as id like to read ur journal... I'm too dizzy to focus/// *I'ts the alc intake//// thingeee ... I'll come back to read it... PROMISE....(i love ghst story) ... but if you dont see my comment by tomorrwo... msg me to remind me ok??

me me me me .... soory.... always about me. heh heh

OMG you did skateboard!!! I swear I didn't steal it from you, it's an old story that's been around for a long time! Well, nice to know that we have the same taste in funny stories but you made me feel a little embarrassed! Sorryyyyyyyyy!!!!!

lol ....ummm so you both got the same STRANGE taste khun i expect it off you....lol ..... skateboard girl im worried about you.......lol