I have an Idea for a T shirt but for it to work I'd need the following written in Thai.

"1. I do not want a massage.

2. I do not want a sexy movie.

3. I do not want a taxi, tuk tuk, or a motorcycle. Where I'm going is none ya damn business.

I would like to get from point A to point F@&kin B with out you hasseling me.

Thank you for your cooperation."

yeah, I'm having a bad day!

I will order 5 if you can do it.

i thought of that idea too i hate No. 2 when i go to Pantip

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4. Yes I like Thai lady, and if im interested I'll talk to you first.

5. If I say Sawadee Krup, It doesn't mean Im fluent in Thai.

6. I want to go to a place to get a drink not a girl. (tuktuk drivers getting little bonuses for takeing ppl to go to the gogo /pickup bars)

Its already been done sorry,

It also makes them hasstle you more, they think its funny!

ok

7. talking to me, means you legally agree to letting me beat the .... out of you without any reprise. Should I feel the erge....

Take it easy... hehe i was going to say ask Chris aka Beejoir... hey hey u can do this business seems u got loads waiting customers oh better lets find joint partners from here..g'luck u guys!! party calling me again... damn can i be good girl at home just a week!

"go back to your country" > the ultimate T-s boy...

MikeAussieGuy & Hegi> If I make them I'll be shure to let you know.

frankenburner2> These guys see thousands of people every day, ya can't expect him to remember you until you pass him atleast 40 times. (white people all look alike, lol) but I do understand what you are saying.

TutTuktuttuk> Ahmen, brother. But I'll have to leave out the "beating the **** out of someone" part

sorry dude, violence is not in my nature. And pantip is a whole new T - shirt. lol

babyoiy> I 'm really too lazy to do this T-shirt thing, so any joint partner must be willing to do most of the work.

SiamHotel> To late dude. I bought the ticket weeks ago and I leave in about 5 hours.

p.s. Ultimate T-shirt boy is not what your mom calls me.

ac69uk> Ahmen and hallelujah to the beer.

cool pic of Rasputin.

----"what is your major malfunction numb nuts"----------

G A L kid!!... > all in good 'malfunction' spirit of courz ;D

Think **** off is the easiest

hahahaha ok i can help u with that na...