Something what ladies should know about mans :D
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Realationship rules are usually heard from womans mouth. Here is some rules to ladies...!
-B-day's are not tests, where you test can we buy that perfect present again.
-Sometimes we dont think you, learn to live with it...!
-Crying is blackmailing
-Shopping is not sport.
-Yes and no is acceptable answer to almost any question.
-Tell your problems to us if you really want decision to them. Sympathy you can ask from your female friends.
-Headsche which lasts 17 months is not normal! You should visit doctor...!
-If you think you are fat, you probably are. Dont ask it from us, we dont answer.
-Anything we say 6 months ago is not valid when we argue. All our commets will become inconsequential after 7 days.
-If something we say can be understand in 2 ways, and other makes you feel sad or angry, we mean that other one.
-Kristofer Columbus didnt need driving instructions, we dont need them either...!
-Sunday = sport and / or cars...!Its like fullmoon or tide. Let it be...!
-Our relationship will never be like it was in first 2 months, learn to live with it, and stop whining about that to your friends.
-All males see only 16 colours, just like old windows operating systems. Peach is fruit, not colour.
...and we dont have slighest glue what beige is...!
-If itches, we scratch...!
-We are not mind readers, and we never gonna be one. This dosent mean we dont care about you.
-If we ask whats wrong, and you say "nothing", we know you lie, but but we act like nothing is wrong.
-If you ask question where you dont want answer, you can wait answer what you dont like.
-Let us watch womans, its in our genes, we do it anyhow.
-When we are going somewhere, all clothes are you wear are fine!!! REALLY!!!
-You have enough clothes.
-You have too much shoes.
-Beer is exciting thing to us, like handbacks to you.
-Dont ask what we are thinking, you dont want hear that...!!!
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