Read an article the other day that talked about women's preferrences when it comes to the male body. I swear, if I had a shred of hope in women left, it's gone now. And if I had a dollar for each time women answered superficially, I could just fly to Thailand and buy myself a girl.

First off, looks count. That's a no brainer. Of course, so were the women who answered the survey but hey, that's another story. As I was saying, looks count. Ladies don't like the average looking man. The dream guy has to be good looking, clean and tall. Caucasian? Asian? "It doesn't matter, as long as he's good looking."

Then there are specific body parts. Boy, women can sure be picky! They want their man to have big long hands, big blue eyes and big fat shlongs. Yup, that one too was asked. Does size matter? Yes, apparently it does.

And then there's the type of guy. That one has to be the saddest part ever. Of all the types of guys, guess which one scored big points? Yeppers. The sports guy. Tall. Strong. Buffed. The more things change?

However, what really killed me was the one question that, in my opinion, had some potential. What women find important in a man besides the physical aspect. The classic "personnality" came in first along with humour and wit. It's so stupid. What the hell is personnality anyway? What's so great about that? Girls, if it's so important to you, go to the mental hospital and check out the guy who talks to himself. He's got dozens of personnalities. You'll have a blast.

Anyway. The kicker is the stuff that scored low: goals, dreams and accomplishments. Those ate dirt. Girls don't see that as important in a man. Christ, how shallow is that? The things we've accomplished and the goals we want to achieve is what defines us! What's a man with no dreams and no accomplishments? A slob, that's what. ****, you'd think men who work hard and think about their future would score big time among those stability-craving-baby-wanting things that are women.

Well, no.

Still, it's funny (and sad) to see how I fit into the survey. I'm a tall guy with big, delicate hands. I'm not buffed and I have many hopes and dreams. I take great pride in what I've accomplished so far, and my eyes are blue. I'm not really good looking and my personnality has not that coveted zing that makes some guys so special.

You know what I am? I'm just a nice guy. But obviously nice guys are not what women want.

No need to keep lips sealed: Im' 6'2" ;-)

"The sports guy. Tall. Strong. Buffed. "...not for me

i found guys who are buffed look much alike a tree..u know...their legs and torsors are tree trunk and the buff shoulders are bushes and stuff.

guys with a bit of muscle and seem to be gained from playing sport of working or a bit of working out are a lot sexier.

"goals, dreams and accomplishments."...are the must but too determine or too ambitious can be annoying as well. smart move and sharp vision are also interesting.

oh c'mon..Vince, u r not da nice guy..u r da kind and normal guy...therefore, why bother reading those stuff and why bother doing research about those when in fact it's all about chemistry and whether or not two persons can get along...

kind and normal guys are special...

; )

Nice guys come last!