If I were a player...
1)I'd have a million girls and be able to drop them... Apparently I can't even handle one
2)I'd be able to get girls to buy me diamond rings... Apparently I can't even afford gasoline
3)I'd be able to get girls to call send me plane tickets... damn apparently I can't even get a girl to buy me a toy airplane
4)I'd never show her around to my friends... Apparently all my friends know this lady in my life
5)I'd be able to have her give me anytihng I want anytime... Man..if I had those skills why would I be bitching now.
6)Would go out all the time to meet all sortsa women... Apparently I don't go out much except if it's with close friends
7) I'd call a billion girls at one time... Apparently I'm always calling the same girl over and over.
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