1)I'd have a million girls and be able to drop them... Apparently I can't even handle one

2)I'd be able to get girls to buy me diamond rings... Apparently I can't even afford gasoline

3)I'd be able to get girls to call send me plane tickets... damn apparently I can't even get a girl to buy me a toy airplane

4)I'd never show her around to my friends... Apparently all my friends know this lady in my life

5)I'd be able to have her give me anytihng I want anytime... Man..if I had those skills why would I be bitching now.

6)Would go out all the time to meet all sortsa women... Apparently I don't go out much except if it's with close friends

7) I'd call a billion girls at one time... Apparently I'm always calling the same girl over and over.

If you were a player....

You'd be a record player...playing the same broken record.

Change the tune, will ya. For all of us, baby!

come on enough already, stop crying about a girl you never met, and put it on a public forum....call her and pm her. better yet goto thailand and do it in person.

stop saying the same sorry crap over and over

hope it works out for ya

Wow>>>>Now self-pity!

>Apparently I can't even handle one>>coz you can't handle yourself!

Talking and doing are 2 different things.))

I wish you good luck...>>Its time to change the tape!

When not,keep going and dream...>>But keep it for you!

Never mind the bullshit, Patric. You're cool.

i thought u were already one

Talk to me on the telephone Lena.