This is the biggest collection, of the world's biggest lies ever told...

The check is in the mail.

I'll respect you in the morning.

I'm from your government, and I am here to help you.

It's only a cold sore.

You get this one, I'll pay next time.

My wife doesn't understand me.

Trust me, I'll take care of everything.

Of course I love you.

I am getting a divorce.

Drinking? Why, no, Officer.

I never inhaled.

It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing.

I never watch television except for PBS.

...but we can still be good friends.

She means nothing to me.

Don't worry, I can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on "empty."

I gave at the office.

Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone.

I'll call you later.

We'll release the upgrade by the end of the year.

Read my lips: no new taxes.

I've never done anything like this before.

Now, I'm going to tell you the truth.

It's supposed to make that noise.

I *love* your new _____!

...then take a left. You can't miss it.

Yes, I did.

Don't worry, it's OK - I'm sterile.

thats the way..for cats hehe )

Can you adopt me? I can do all that and much much more lol

SO U GUYS DIDN'T NOTICE ........the last 2 pics in the bottom???? Tissue box, hand lotion, remote, munchie, and cell phone LOL

I sure didnt then again my attention was elsewhere on your post as usual.

my 12 cats are even worse hahaha..mum told me they climbed the curtains and scratched everywhere..she said they're more like monkeys hahahah ))

I have an idea they are not your munchies if they are called Friskies. Or perhaps I should tell you that you shouldn't really be eating them.

MikeAussieGuy ~~~~~ U must know my ex!

RockyRoad ~~~~~ 12 wow the most I ever had was 7 when I was in college BOY they were hand full

CMG_UK ~~~~~ Ur trying to tell me no munchies for me?? why am I fat? ...what...wooot ........NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!