*while on a bus*

koh tod

koh tode

koh toddd

kaw tod

(lady covers her nose and smacks me)

ahem..

kaw Toooooode

Sorry your gona have to explain that one in person hahaha

mai kao jai

Having been here 3 years, I still can't get over the Thai Language. I really envy the foreigners who speak fluently.

I think he's referring to "tod" as in "tod laew" (I farted). Hard to tell though. Patric, I think your jokebook needs a tune-up.

Yeah, it's been a while since I told a clean joke

Wanna hear a dirty joke?

Two white horses fell into a mud puddle.

Funnygirl always speak it but never feel it indeed...hahahaha

I think he's trying to say one of two things:

¢Ãâ·É

or...

¢Ãµ´

There's a fine line there.

It so happens that I was on a bus and I was trying to say Pardon me but ya know when yer new in town, ya get the words all jumbled up