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>CHINESE PROVERBS > >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Man who run in front of car get tired. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Man who run behind car get exhausted. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Man with one chopstick go hungry. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Man who scratch behind should not bite fingernails. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Man who toot in church sit in own pew. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Crowded elevator smell different to midget >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*