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As is customary on April 1st of each year many websites post fake products, news, or play a joke on their users. Found any good ones? Kodak Relationshiffft WSOP Adds New Event, Strip Poker Who's got some?
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What's your pornstar name? either you can use this tool http://gangstaname.com/names/porn or you can name your own.... Ritzy Fanny
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I always love overhearing little snippets of conversations. Here are some of the favorite things I've overheard in Thailand or ran across on the interwebs. . . . What are yours?
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How about the collective wit of TF share their best jokes - then we don't have to remember them... we can get them here! OK Here goes.... A man goes home with a duck under his arm. His wife meets him at the door and he say, "Darling, this is the pig I've been f#cking." His wife says, "That's not a pig, it's a duck." He replies, "I wasn't talking to you!"
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Make your own e-cards and make some people laugh. Ever seen those e-cards and think that you can make something funnier? Head to http://www.someecards.com/usercards/create create your cards and share! Show us some love and put thailandfriends.com on it so that we can take all the credit for it...yeah!
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Maybe this has been done before but lets share some dirty jokes. Superman is out flying around and being a bit bored. With his superyeys he spots superwoman in her bedroom naked and with her lags wide apart. He gets extremely horny and figures that since he is superman he can fly in there and f*ck her with superspeed so fast she wont even see him. He aims for the bedroom and fly in there and do her so fast nobody can see him. Superwoman screams:what the hell was that The invisible man say I dont have a clue but suddenly my ass burns as hell.
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:roll: :? :roll: :?
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plz share your to me for god sake.
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I laughed, how about you?
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>CHINESE PROVERBS > >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Man who run in front of car get tired. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Man who run behind car get exhausted. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Man with one chopstick go hungry. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Man who scratch behind should not bite fingernails. >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* >Man who eat many prunes get g
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Walk around Bangkok and you're bound to hear some strange conversations. I was having dinner tonight, and I said something that made me think of making this thread. I have no idea what I'm eating right now, but damn it tastes good. What are some funny, strange, or simply outrageous quotes or conversations you've heard in Thailand?
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Pick the month you were born: January- I murdered February- I slapped March- I had sex with April- I looked at May- I masturbated with June- I slept with July- I laughed at August- I stabbed September- I shot October- I made love to November- I wrestled December- I crapped Now pick the day of your birth 1. A prostitute 2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend 3. A Woman with HIV 4.A sexy Girl 5. Santa Clause 6. A playboy bunny 7. A married mom 8. My stuffed bunny 9. Your mom 10. The Easter Bunny 11. A football player 12. The devil 13. An asian 14. My teacher 15. The Rock 16. A DVD player 17. A porn Star 1
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So this app that I got is pretty fun. I'm going to use it to poke fun at a few friends...If you want me to fatten your pic, just send me a shot of you (no side profile shots), and I'll post it here. Here are a few to start... Warning: If some female members type out "Oh! Do me! Do me!" don't be surprised if you get a knock at your door.
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will post a new picture every three days. funniest caption wins absolutely nothing. numero uno; :twisted:
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"I love the mountains..."
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No, not those sick puppies. These ones. I'm feeling all magnanimous and takey care of towards sick puppies tonight. If anyone has any sick puppies that need taking care of tonight drop me a PM. I'm only 30 minutes away. (I could dress up if necessary )
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In honor of Kennon losing his hundredth mobile phone here in Thailand, I thought it might be nice if we could help him out in locating it. Your mission: Post photos of places where Kennon's latest phone may have disappeared to.
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I'm sure we've all had our share of unusual dating experiences. Whether it be something you did, the other person did, or just something out of both of your control. Back in the US: My friend had a bachelor party out in Vegas and we ended up at a strip club (hard to imagine in Vegas, huh?) I end up talking to one of the girls who tells me she's from Los Angeles too and she only comes out to Vegas on the weekends to make money for college. It also comes out that she lives about a block away from a good friend of mine. Anyway, end of the night comes and she asks if she can get in touch wit
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I'd love to see this in more stairs.
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what's your favourite or the funniest you have heard? first up; BEEJ; The preferred nomenclature for a blowjob. Consists of constant milking and gentle fondling of the "petershaft" itself, usually ending in ejaculation, the beej is synonymous with kryptonite in terms of superman's weakness.... but is effective for all males. "that dump gave me a nasty beej yesterday" "i love getting road beej'd" "give me a beej" or Beej 1) Another word for ***** 2) Jammy Bastard 3) Some Next man 1) That Beej came up to me and i was like what!? 2) OH my god u little Beejeator 3) Wasup beejes?
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..I would like to invite everyone tell/share jokes here which you think it's funny.. Start with mine,forwarded email, which i found in my email inbox this morning .. "New Truck" One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin. "Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?" "Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied. "She gave it to you? " I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, " but a new truck?" "Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere
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"Sex-starved wife calls police for help Police in the German city of Aachen received an unusual call for help late Wednesday when a woman telephoned to complain her husband was not fulfilling his sexual obligations. After the couple had been sleeping in separate beds for several months without intimate contact, the 44-year-old woman woke the husband, 45, in the middle of the night and demanded he satisfy her needs, police spokesman Paul Kemen said Thursday. When her advances were refused, a row broke out and she called the police and asked them to intervene, he added" Now, I have heard of the
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Think you've heard the worst or funniest pick up line ever? .... So hit lately .... I have some :!: - If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together... :shock: - Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes! :twisted: - Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?? - I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart...YUKKK :shock: - Can I have directions to your heart? - I've heard sex is a killer, wanna die happy? ??? Kewl 8) Is that the get laid lines??? ...So funny....Okay now What's your
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I just want you to share (a) good story(ies) with us and especially any Thai ones. I have posted this before about Norwegians and Swedes so this is my contribution now. They are translated to English. But I promise they are better in our common similar languages (Swedish and Norwegian that are pretty similar) ------Norwegian stories from a Swedes perspective----- Why was not Jesus born in Norway? - Don?t know! They couldn?t find three vise men. What?s said on the signs in the Norwegian roundabouts? Max 8 turns! Do you know when Norwegians is standing still in an elevator? - No When the
