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I LOVE massages, especially when an Essential Oils are putted in my skin and inhaling its wonderful aroma, helped me relax and savor the moment. So..What do you do to relax :?: (errrr If women experienced and enjoy Spa and Massages, why not for a man... Men also work so hard and deserve to be rewarded also...)

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When we bought our house, there also was included an initial setup of the garden, including a Mango Tree. It came, tiny, with three mangos on. One of them fell down and got rotten but two of them, we could eat and they were great! [ATTACH=CONFIG]115638[/ATTACH] So I was hoping for a good harvest of mangos every now and then (the old, big tree at my in-laws is always having plenty of them!) but unfortunately, this stubborn tree put all its powers in producing leaves and branches. Here it is still at a nice stage, but ever since, it grew up to more than five meters high, already starting to threaten the satellite dish on the roof of our car park. [ATTACH=CONFIG]115639[/ATTACH] Asking friends about how to make this tree produce mangos and not only shadow (which also is very welcomed, by the way!), I was told to cut it by 90% and then, sweet mangos would appear. [ATTACH=CONFIG]115640[/ATTACH] BOLLOCKS!!! Still, the tree is growing like hell and I alredy had to cut it for a second time - leaves, branches and shadow, but no mangos! Btw, same goes for neighbors' tree, just without being cut. Even my sweet wife, who definitely has a green hand, did not find a solution. So does anyone have the 100% (well, at least 90%) hint how to make this unduly thing grow mangos??? Any helpful answers highly appreciated (well, also not so helpful ones as long as they are funny )! Well, somehow, the pics are not appearing, only the link to them! What did I do wrong?

can we make this the longest forum ever? lets try this out !

I have a totally new product, endorsed by a real scientist who has several degrees from the internet. It is TOTALLY, 100% guaranteed to make you look 9 years old again in only 9 minutes. It is based on a combination of ancient Aztec writings, some doublebabble pseudo science and a fellow we met while on holiday in Croatia!! THIS REALLY WORKS!!! We tested it on 100 meerkats, and 97 of them agreed that foraging was more dangerous in stormy weather. YOU TOO CAN MAKE MONEY FROM THIS! Just send me a bankers draft for 50000 baht and I will send you a leaflet that tells you how to get the book which will explain what is on the DVD and how to access the CD-Rom (these items may incur additional charges) CHANGE YOUR LIFE NOW!!! :twisted:

Just curious as to fresh water fishing in Thailand. Several fresh water records from Thailand are for huge fish, and wonder if any TFrs actively pursue these giants? The record for the Mekong catfish is something like 640 lbs (290 kilos). The fresh water stingray is even heavier I think. Any input would be appreciated, as I hope to get some line wet on Thailand waters soon. Thanks

Pick the month you were born: January- I murdered February- I slapped March- I had sex with April- I looked at May- I masturbated with June- I slept with July- I laughed at August- I stabbed September- I shot October- I made love to November- I wrestled December- I crapped Now pick the day of your birth 1. A prostitute 2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend 3. A Woman with HIV 4.A sexy Girl 5. Santa Clause 6. A playboy bunny 7. A married mom 8. My stuffed bunny 9. Your mom 10. The Easter Bunny 11. A football player 12. The devil 13. An asian 14. My teacher 15. The Rock 16. A DVD player 17. A porn Star 18. The phone 19. My computer 20. Your house 21. The tape measurer 22. The Lamp 23. The pope 24. Governor Swartenegar 25. Mr. Incredible 26. A transvestite 27. A pencil sharpener 28. Your hot sister 29. George Bush 30. A tape recorder 31. The printer Now the THIRD letter of your LAST name A- Because I like chocolate B- Because I was bored C- Because my pants were on too tight D- Because Fruit cakes fly E- Because my heart is two sizes too small F- Because I didnt get any presents for Christmas G- Because I like eggs H- Because the world will end tomorrow I- Because I slit my wrists J- Because I dont have a bf/gf K- Because I like football L- Because I was high M- Because I was drunk N- Because my mom told me to O- Because I am a homosexual P- Because Im lonely Q- Because my parents fight a lot R- Because Im horny S- Because I want to commit suicide T- Because I hate school U- Because I need to masturbate V- Because I love slumber parties W- Because it calms me X- Because I like brownies Y- Because I like to spoon Z- Because I was drunk Repost with what you got as the title!

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Whats it all about ??? If you had the chance , who would you Turkey Slap ??? Given the chance , I'd gladly give Oprah Winfrey and Mary Murphy (so you think you can dance ) a well deserved Turkey Slap !!!

:shock: As much as I am well entertained on here by Billy Silly-s... aka -Stooopit- BUT it seems I am really annoyed on here by some stooopits too -WB-

is he a flamer? this is the question. in or out of closet