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This is first time for me to post the topic here. As I work in hospitality service, I met many kind of foreginer who come to Bangkok for Business , holiday or maybe some reason. By the way, last night I had one question with myself about relationship. One guy contact me and said that tonight his girlfriend will come here and collect room key so he would like to give her name to me. Seem it 's normal if I found that we already had Thai lady name in system but the problem is it's not same name which he gave me. Finally, he said "That was my gf 's name last night , this is my new gf tonight and tomorrow I will have my new gf again , and I will let you know later!" You can see that's normal for man and it was not my business to know about that. But for me I have some question with the life. What a couple want after they already be bf & gf? finally, man invited girl to his place " Would you like to see my place? blah blah blah" So which mean all will finish at sex. As the above message, I just wonder that if that man has many thai gfs. Do thai girls know that he is butterfly? Maybe he lie her and said " Oh darling I will available on Tuesday night only, because many work on Wednesday". And he will use same word with his next gf but just change the date to be avilable on Wednesday nigth instead. Morover, one word that he said to me before drop his key at my counter, he said " This is the reason that why I came to Bangkok to meet my girls, otherwise I won't to come here!" When he said like that it like he slap my face. Actually, I know sex is normal for human who attract for each other but I just feel it's not right if we willbe sex toy for man who just want to take advanctage from us like this!

I just read somebody's journal..and I think it's kinda interesting... I know you guys like pretty face and...lovely puxxy :oops: ..just wondering about the other important parts which are boobs, bum , arms and legs... which one comes 2nd, 3rd, 4th and last ( but not least ) ?? :roll: Girls can discuss about guys also !!.. nice face & great cxxk , all girls want these, we already know !! what else ?? I like firm & hairy ( not too much ) chest , strong arms....and strong & hairy legs ....