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Olympos ,very sorry to hear about your story but as Japamerican said 'som nam na' too. See? told you to pick me pick me hahahah

But keep it bright side dude, only money stolen but your life still safe and can do something then that's already great.

Next time you move in their apartment so no one controlling around your place :)

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Now my friend gave Thai police for 100,000 bath for catch his ex gf to jail. He isnt funny when he met a scammer thai girl.

What a moron. He can kiss that money goodbye.

Best thing to do as a regular farang would be to give 30k with a promise of 70k once it's all done. That way he will probably only lose 30k.

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Yes his ex gf stolen his stuff with 2 farang man. I saw his ex gf in the yacht club in Pattaya 1 times she came here for dancing, but i can't remember her.

http://neenathai.webs.com/apps/photos/album?albumid=13162015

You can see this picture for warning na. I dont know now Thai police catch her or not.

Hijacker,

The Thai police are out partying wwhile laughing about the stupid farang that gave them 100,000 baht.

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Mr. Olympos

I back Phitsanulok tomorrow. I hope you will fine soon and meet a nice thai lady to be your girl na. Good bye for 2 weeks.

See you,

Kib

Thank you very much and safe travels!

PS: I am casting since Songkran already. If i can't find a nice Thai Lady, i back Punxsutawney.

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  • 2 weeks later...

Really couldn't resist this. Time for a parody;

Puusy Face

Hay Hay Hay Hayko

Hay Hay Hay Hayko

I want my money back from that Alice *****

I may not be poor but neither am I rich

(I love it)

Love game intuition the scammer stole my cash

If I ever catch her I’ll have her nasty ass

Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh

I'll get her back, show her what I've got

Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh

I'll get her back, show her what I've got

Can't read my,

Can't read my

No she can't read-a my puusy face

(she’s got me like nobody)

Can't read my

Can't read my

No she can't read-a my puusy face

(she’s got me like nobody)

P-p-p-puusy face, p-p-**** Her face

(Hay Hay Hay Hayko)

P-p-p-puusy face, p-p-**** Her face

(Hay Hay Hay Hayko)

I want to expose her right across the net

For pretending that I really got her wet

(I love it)

She has so many profiles and most of them are false

Maybe that will teach me for thinking with my balls

Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh

I'll get her back, show her what I've got

Oh, oh oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh

I'll get her back, show her what I've got

Can't read my,

Can't read my

No she can't read-a my puusy face

(she’s got me like nobody)

Can't read my

Can't read my

No she can't read-a my puusy face

(she’s got me like nobody)

P-p-p-puusy face, p-p-**** Her face

(Hay Hay Hay Hayko)

P-p-p-puusy face, p-p-**** Her face

(Hay Hay Hay Hayko)

I didn’t tell her that I loved her

I just stripped and f**ked her

But she was bluffin' with her muffin

She was lying and just scamming through all my love gun ramming

Just like a chick in Nana Plaza

With that little bit of ‘extra’

I promise this, promise this

Check my post cause I’m scam exposing marvellous

Can't read my,

Can't read my

No she can't read-a my puusy face

(she’s got me like nobody)

Can't read my

Can't read my

No she can't read-a my puusy face

(she’s got me like nobody)

Can't read my,

Can't read my

No she can't read-a my puusy face

(she’s got me like nobody)

Can't read my

Can't read my

No she can't read-a my puusy face

(she’s got me like nobody)

P-p-p-puusy face, p-p-**** Her face

(Hay Hay Hay Hayko)

P-p-p-puusy face, p-p-**** Her face

(Hay Hay Hay Hayko)

P-p-p-puusy face, p-p-**** Her face

(Hay Hay Hay Hayko)

P-p-p-puusy face, p-p-**** Her face

(Hay Hay Hay Hayko)

P-p-p-puusy face, p-p-**** Her face

(Hay Hay Hay Hayko)

P-p-p-puusy face, p-p-**** Her face

(Hay Hay Hay Hayko)

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Bookings now being taken for weddings, barmitzvahs and funerals in the Bangkok metropolitan area ; )

I owe you a beer... ... or 10, i think.

That was a data exchange on an extraordinary level. I thought about this song and kinda text already - and you've been posting it. Unbelievable!

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I owe you a beer... ... or 10, i think.

That was a data exchange on an extraordinary level. I thought about this song and kinda text already - and you've been posting it. Unbelievable!

Just call it a bottle of JD. ; )

Was crying out for a parody.

Now if I could only remember what thread my 'Isaan Girls' parody was in

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Good old google;

"Isaan Girls"

(....forever)

Sometimes you're better off dead

There's a singha in your hand and it's gone to your head

You think you're mad, too unstable

Falling off chairs and knocking over tables

In a Mexican restaurant in Sukhumvit Soi

Call the police, there's an Aussie doing poi

Running down Cowboy to a dive bar

In Bangkok town

In Bangkok town, a crazy world

The Isaan girls and Western boys

In Bangkok town, a crazy world

The Isaan girls and Western boys

Western boys.

Too many tuk tuks, whispering voices

'Can I take you to ping pong show', too many choices

If, when, why, what?

How much yaba have you got?

'Hey you – love you long time mister'

'That sounds good – do you have a sister?'

(How much do you need?)

In Bangkok town, a crazy world

The Isaan girls and Western boys

In Bangkok town, a crazy world

The Isaan girls and Western boys

Western boys.

Western boys.

(How much do you need?)

In Bangkok town, a crazy world

The Isaan girls and Western boys

Oooh Bangkok town, a crazy world

Isaan girls, Western Boys

Western Boys

You've got eyes of jade and the body of Venus

But are you sure you don't have a penis

We've got no future, we've got no past

I'm here on holiday so let's have a blast

In every city same old trick

Hey mister my buffalo's pretty sick

(How far have you been?)

In Bangkok town, a crazy world

The Isaan girls and Western boys

Oooh Bangkok town, a crazy world

Isaan girls, Western Boys

Western Boys

Western Boys

Isaan Girls

The Western boys

(and the original vid)

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Good old google;

"Isaan Girls"

(....forever)

You know Patlisa / Patnisa / Nisa Atsawaphanohn is much more experienced now and has improved her skills a lot.

This here she had posted last year on myspace for her buffalo from Udonthani:

pam_rudwilai.jpg

Nowadays she creates whole facebook profiles!

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Really couldn't resist this. Time for a parody!

Almost heaven, Bangkok Thailand

Soi Cowboy,

Chao Phraya River -

Bars are old there

Older than the trees

Just the girls are younger

Blowin' like a breeze

Bangkok Roads, take me home

To the bar I belong

Nana Plaza, Soi Cowboy, Mamasan

Take me home, Bangkok Roads

All my memories gathered round her

Isaan lady, stranger to my money

Dark haired lady, painted on the sky

My wallet disappeared in the moonshine

Teardrops in my eye :-)

Bangkok Roads, take me home

To the bar I belong

Nana Plaza, Soi Cowboy, Mamasan

Take me home, Bangkok Roads

I hear her voice

In the mornin hour she calls me

asking for more mooooney

And drivin down the road I get a feelin

That I should have been at the bar yesterday, yesterday!

Bangkok Roads, take me home

To the bar I belong

Nana Plaza, Soi Cowboy, Mamasan

Take me home, Bangkok Roads

Bangkok Roads, take me home

To the bar I belong

Nana Plaza, Soi Cowboy, Mamasan

Take me home, Bangkok Roads

Take me home, now Bangkok Roads

Take me home, now Bangkok Roads

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Well, lets call this post 'Happy End'.

I am posting this because lots of people have been following this thread since a while...

I want to start with this previously posted words from Iain:

the most addictive and dangerous drugs there is. A full blown addict will steal their bedridden disabled sibling's belongings to feed their habit.

Every single word of Iain is more than true!!!! Please keep that in mind.

Before, I did not know much about this kind of drugs, as i have never been in contact with them myself. Shame on me, I was not aware at all. Emmy has been doing drugs always hidden, never in front of me. Then, unfortunately she obviously started a heavily abuse...

A couple weeks ago, a while after the incident, Emmy has left Thailand. After she got all my money in her pocket, she got heavily addicted to crystal meth / ice.

All the time on drugs, in Singapore she was falling into the hands of some sort of human trafficking mafia.

She managed to excape from them after 10 days into the Thai embassy. The Thai embassy sent her back to Bangkok, guarded by international police.

Her father was waiting for her on airport, and they brought her straight ahead to a King's drug rehabilitation center, where she is locked away now and gets a therapy for the next three month. I hope she will get a good treatment there and learn something new.

Conclusion and message to any Thai girl who reads this: Please don't do drugs.

Earlier or later you will get yourself in big trouble. Also with your family and the people who love you.

If you do drugs, please go NOW and ask somebody to help you to stop it. Seriously.

cheers

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Well, lets call this post 'Happy End'.

I am posting this because lots of people have been following this thread since a while...

I want to start with this previously posted words from Iain:

Every single word of Iain is more than true!!!! Please keep that in mind.

Before, I did not know much about this kind of drugs, as i have never been in contact with them myself. Shame on me, I was not aware at all. Emmy has been doing drugs always hidden, never in front of me. Then, unfortunately she obviously started a heavily abuse...

A couple weeks ago, a while after the incident, Emmy has left Thailand. After she got all my money in her pocket, she got heavily addicted to crystal meth / ice.

All the time on drugs, in Singapore she was falling into the hands of some sort of human trafficking mafia.

She managed to excape from them after 10 days into the Thai embassy. The Thai embassy sent her back to Bangkok, guarded by international police.

Her father was waiting for her on airport, and they brought her straight ahead to a King's drug rehabilitation center, where she is locked away now and gets a therapy for the next three month. I hope she will get a good treatment there and learn something new.

Conclusion and message to any Thai girl who reads this: Please don't do drugs.

Earlier or later you will get yourself in big trouble. Also with your family and the people who love you.

If you do drugs, please go NOW and ask somebody to help you to stop it. Seriously.

cheers

Mainly a damn good message Hayko. However, I would take exception to generalisations such as 'drugs'. There are many different substances; some of them legal and some of them illegal. The basic fact is that worldwide, there is probably more harm done by prescription drugs which are misused or misprescribed than there is by illegal drugs.

Don't get me wrong; I am not condoning all drug use. I am merely pointing out that some are more harmful than others and some are relatively harmless (or even, like cannabis, may have many benefits)

It's a debate we have had many times on here so wont go into it all again. But just one point; more people die from horseriding accidents than do from use of Ecstasy. What is needed is proper education, treatment, control and regulation.

Rant over

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