Read & Enjoy....... ........

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Read & Enjoy....... ........

1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication:

1. Tele-Phone

2. Tele-Vision

3. Tell to Woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.

Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.

Moral: BE SPECIFIC

6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time?

It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.

7. Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest.

They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.

Ant 1 says: we should KILL him.

Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone.

Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from our path.

Ant 4 says: No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.

If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

9. Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for his or her MISTAKE.

Answer: On their MARRIAGE.

10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and asks him to free you from Darkness.

Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake

[English_George]

...Is that translated from French?

...Do you know the best thing about the French sense of humour?

.....no it's not a joke...it's a question

..79

[Guest sandalwood]

remotely funny.

Guess you're right there Peri, happens though.

(Ya Blunnies 're still a hoot though, I lurve 'em)

*LOL*

(cos you know Sushi lurves 'em too, and Olympus hates netspeak.

[English_George]

remotely funny.

Guess you're right there Peri, happens though.

(Ya Blunnies 're still a hoot though, I lurve 'em)

*LOL*

(cos you know Sushi lurves 'em too, and Olympus hates netspeak.

..I left my enigma machine at home....

....have to wait until the morning..

...79

[Guest sandalwood]

remotely funny.

Guess you're right there Peri, happens though.

(Ya Blunnies 're still a hoot though, I lurve 'em)

*LOL*

(cos you know Sushi lurves 'em too, and Olympus hates netspeak.

..I left my enigma machine at home....

....have to wait until the morning..

...79

Ref to Peri's journal entries Sat 17/11 mate.

Maybe Google up *Blunnies* if you get stuck cos I don't think they make Enigma machines like they used to.

10/4.

[Guest sandalwood]

thats it I know what you mean sandalwood tesco's sell them in there value range and they have seriously gone downhill from there.

Aye, Tesco's. That'll be the brand new *Farm Blunnies* range then...

[English_George]

thats it I know what you mean sandalwood tesco's sell them in there value range and they have seriously gone downhill from there.

..I always thought that 'Blunnies' were part of the Sainsbury's economy range?

...but I haven't been back in a while

.. and I get confused 'twix...'Value', 'Economy'....and 'Shite'...ranges...

...there are so many competing..

..79

[English_George]

...Ok....what is a 'BLUNNIE'

..Me being old fashioned..

.......I refuse to give in to modern technology and would rather ask someone on an internet forum, on my laptop whilst microwaving my breakfast croissant...than "google" it...

...somebody please tell me...

..79

[Guest sandalwood]

...Ok....what is a 'BLUNNIE'

..Me being old fashioned..

.......I refuse to give in to modern technology and would rather ask someone on an internet forum, on my laptop whilst microwaving my breakfast croissant...than "google" it...

...somebody please tell me...

..79

Yeah alright. But maybe if you were ever *Down-Under*.....?

(This is all going to lose something in the telling but here goes);

*Blunnie* boots are as iconic as the *Akubra*.

(*Akubra* as in....Australian hats, ok?)

Now when your Blunnie boots are brand-new, bright and shiny, they're for best, so; *Church Blunnies*.

Bit later, they've been used, so you wear them into town, so; *Town Blunnies*.

The when they're buggered, you wear them out on the farm, so; *Farm* Blunnies.

In her photo, Periboea has her smart new shoes on, her*Church Blunnies*, so its just a way of complimenting a woman on being smartly dressed that's all.

(Tesco's are cheap boots; *Farm blunnies*, so they don't count here).

Me? I'm off for a stubbie. Catch you later.

[Guest sandalwood]

Well, I read it, but I can't say as I enjoyed it much.

Though I thought the "be specific" comment was quite good.

On this thread?

For specifics Ant, I reckon we'd all have to spend half a lifetime cogitating the infinite in the groves of the Academe while munching raw wichity grubs and bbq'd kangaroo willies.

This, I fear, is T/F.

Ergo....

[steevolution]

Well, I read it, but I can't say as I enjoyed it much.

Though I thought the "be specific" comment was quite good.

On this thread?

For specifics Ant, I reckon we'd all have to spend half a lifetime cogitating the infinite in the groves of the Academe while munching raw wichity grubs and bbq'd kangaroo willies.

This, I fear, is T/F.

Ergo....

i'm free! free to be me! TO BE WHAT I WANT TO BE!!!