Stramash Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Part of a very old joke with a thousand punch lines... But what would famous or historical figures give as an answer? See what you can come up with, and here's a few to get you started; DR. SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told! ERNEST HEMINGWAY To die. In the rain. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. KARL MARX It was a historical inevitability. SADDAM HUSSAIN His was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. FOX MULDER You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it? FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. BILL GATES I have just released eChicken 09, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook-and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken. EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please? LOUIS FARRAKHAN The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down. THE BIBLE And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. COLONEL SANDERS I missed one? GEORGE BUSH A chicken crossed a road? Sheesh, what a clever fellow. Was it Chicken Licken? THAKSIN SHINWATRA It was the wish of our hard working Thai farmers that their chickens could cross roads, so I, as their saviour, made it happen. Now get protesting and bring me back from the wilderness so we can help water buffalos cross the road too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalcat Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 cause it was stapled to the dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 cause it was stapled to the dog and which historical or famous figure are you attributing that one to Vlad? :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Kunny: Chasing a hunky rooster at other side of the road Anonymous source: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalcat Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Kunny: Chasing a hunky rooster at other side of the road Anonymous source: I love that one soooo true. But it shouldn't be racism... It should be "common sense"! Come on that dude has his hands in his pockets. If he didn't well, the chicken wouldn't have to cross the road would it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Kunny: Chasing a hunky rooster at other side of the road Anonymous source: I love that one soooo true. But it shouldn't be racism... It should be "common sense"! Come on that dude has his hands in his pockets. If he didn't well, the chicken wouldn't have to cross the road would it? Ya right, he look much bigger then the chicken too.. crossing the road is much better then spending few days at hopistal bed with one of the chicken's leg hang in the air...with bandage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Kunny: Chasing a hunky rooster at other side of the road Anonymous source: I love that one soooo true. But it shouldn't be racism... It should be "common sense"! Come on that dude has his hands in his pockets. If he didn't well, the chicken wouldn't have to cross the road would it? Ya right, he look much bigger then the chicken too.. crossing the road is much better then spending few days at hopistal bed with one of the chicken's leg hang in the air...with bandage It is all about tactical surprise; the guy with his hands in his pockets is just a decoy. The chicken crosses the road but cannot see the 3 guys hiding behind car with shivs and baseball bats. the moral of this story? Better the scary bastard you can see than the 3 that you can't... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Kunny: Chasing a hunky rooster at other side of the road Anonymous source: I love that one soooo true. But it shouldn't be racism... It should be "common sense"! Come on that dude has his hands in his pockets. If he didn't well, the chicken wouldn't have to cross the road would it? Ya right, he look much bigger then the chicken too.. crossing the road is much better then spending few days at hopistal bed with one of the chicken's leg hang in the air...with bandage It is all about tactical surprise; the guy with his hands in his pockets is just a decoy. The chicken crosses the road but cannot see the 3 guys hiding behind car with shivs and baseball bats. the moral of this story? Better the scary bastard you can see than the 3 that you can't... Another version of story... The 3guys hiding behind the car were an old classmates of the chicken. They dropped off the shivs and baseball bats and give the chicken a long lost friendly hug. the mooral of the story? not always bad thing will happen to the chicken, so better exercise the brain for a positive thinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 version 3 - the guys hiding behind the car are talent spotters for KFC and the chicken has a short career as a KFC bargain bucket... moral of the story? don't count your chickens till they're plucked, gutted, seasoned and deep fried. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 version 3 - the guys hiding behind the car are talent spotters for KFC and the chicken has a short career as a KFC bargain bucket...moral of the story? don't count your chickens till they're plucked, gutted, seasoned and deep fried. :twisted: Version 4 - According to the raise of death by Chicken Flu, KFC stopped imported the chicken that single out from the street and to avoid the unhealthy cause by high Calorie .. KFC Banned the Deep fried chicken. the moral of the story? Not everyone eat chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 version 3 - the guys hiding behind the car are talent spotters for KFC and the chicken has a short career as a KFC bargain bucket...moral of the story? don't count your chickens till they're plucked, gutted, seasoned and deep fried. :twisted: Version 4 - According to the raise of death by Chicken Flu, KFC stopped imported the chicken that single out from the street and to avoid the unhealthy cause by high Calorie .. KFC Banned the Deep fried chicken. the moral of the story? Not everyone eat chicken version 5 - due to the drop in chicken sales, the small roadside restuarant on the road to Chiang Mai advertised the chicken as frog curry instead. moral of the story - now you know why when farangs try unusual food, they always say it tasted just like chicken :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalcat Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 version 3 - the guys hiding behind the car are talent spotters for KFC and the chicken has a short career as a KFC bargain bucket...moral of the story? don't count your chickens till they're plucked, gutted, seasoned and deep fried. :twisted: Version 4 - According to the raise of death by Chicken Flu, KFC stopped imported the chicken that single out from the street and to avoid the unhealthy cause by high Calorie .. KFC Banned the Deep fried chicken. the moral of the story? Not everyone eat chicken version 5 - due to the drop in chicken sales, the small roadside restuarant on the road to Chiang Mai advertised the chicken as frog curry instead. moral of the story - now you know why when farangs try unusual food, they always say it tasted just like chicken :twisted: :sweatdrop: :cherry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 version 3 - the guys hiding behind the car are talent spotters for KFC and the chicken has a short career as a KFC bargain bucket...moral of the story? don't count your chickens till they're plucked, gutted, seasoned and deep fried. :twisted: Version 4 - According to the raise of death by Chicken Flu, KFC stopped imported the chicken that single out from the street and to avoid the unhealthy cause by high Calorie .. KFC Banned the Deep fried chicken. the moral of the story? Not everyone eat chicken version 5 - due to the drop in chicken sales, the small roadside restuarant on the road to Chiang Mai advertised the chicken as frog curry instead. moral of the story - now you know why when farangs try unusual food, they always say it tasted just like chicken :twisted: Damn... this Chicken stories has more series then Twilight! ok where are we...hmm Oh yes.. Version 6: In the record of statistic survey on Expat living in TL.... (aaaaaah wait!!! I just notice only two staring in this chicken series..kinda boring to audien now.. need more Cast!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 version 3 - the guys hiding behind the car are talent spotters for KFC and the chicken has a short career as a KFC bargain bucket...moral of the story? don't count your chickens till they're plucked, gutted, seasoned and deep fried. :twisted: Version 4 - According to the raise of death by Chicken Flu, KFC stopped imported the chicken that single out from the street and to avoid the unhealthy cause by high Calorie .. KFC Banned the Deep fried chicken. the moral of the story? Not everyone eat chicken version 5 - due to the drop in chicken sales, the small roadside restuarant on the road to Chiang Mai advertised the chicken as frog curry instead. moral of the story - now you know why when farangs try unusual food, they always say it tasted just like chicken :twisted: Damn... this Chicken stories has more series then Twilight! ok where are we...hmm Oh yes.. Version 6: In the record of statistic survey on Expat living in TL.... (aaaaaah wait!!! I just notice only two staring in this chicken series..kinda boring to audien now.. need more Cast!) and funnily enough, the continuing adventures of chicken are better written and more interseting than Twilight!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 version 3 - the guys hiding behind the car are talent spotters for KFC and the chicken has a short career as a KFC bargain bucket...moral of the story? don't count your chickens till they're plucked, gutted, seasoned and deep fried. :twisted: Version 4 - According to the raise of death by Chicken Flu, KFC stopped imported the chicken that single out from the street and to avoid the unhealthy cause by high Calorie .. KFC Banned the Deep fried chicken. the moral of the story? Not everyone eat chicken version 5 - due to the drop in chicken sales, the small roadside restuarant on the road to Chiang Mai advertised the chicken as frog curry instead. moral of the story - now you know why when farangs try unusual food, they always say it tasted just like chicken :twisted: Damn... this Chicken stories has more series then Twilight! ok where are we...hmm Oh yes.. Version 6: In the record of statistic survey on Expat living in TL.... (aaaaaah wait!!! I just notice only two staring in this chicken series..kinda boring to audien now.. need more Cast!) and funnily enough, the continuing adventures of chicken are better written and more interseting than Twilight!!! Well only we add the charactor of chicken become a hunky chicken... hmm m Dun have to be sparking when he take his furs off... Jus Hunky would do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stramash Posted June 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalcat Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 http://video.google.com/videosearch?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=7mI&ei=DthISurGOciOkAXKzuD5CQ&resnum=0&q=robot+chicken&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=EdhISo_gKIz6kAWh4pX5CQ&sa=X&oi=video_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1008674721# robot chicken is THE BOMB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 That look more like a duck. BTW watch out for the big truck.. I think this chicken need a nail clipper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oo.Cloud.oO Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Robot Chicken is that **** for real but on adult swim late at night a few years back n would only be about 13 to 15 minutes an episode still FUNNY as *** and makes fun of everyone with all kinds of weird n funny **** damn i love that show also Aqua Teen Hunger Force thats **** raw too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalcat Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Robot Chicken is that sh*t for realbut on adult swim late at night a few years back n would only be about 13 to 15 minutes an episode still FUNNY as *** and makes fun of everyone with all kinds of weird n funny sh*t damn i love that show also Aqua Teen Hunger Force thats **** raw too God i loves it http://flimmr.passagen.se/movie/robot_chicken_bob_the_builder_vs_the_mafia.action Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBatch Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 :twisted: See that!!! I told ya to watch out for the truck :evil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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