1~ Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?
2~ I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
3~ Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
4~ I hate everybody, and you're next.
5~ Please don't make me kill you.
6~ And your point is...
7~ I used to be schizophrenic, but we're okay now.
8~ I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
9~ Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
10~ Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.
11~ Why do people with closed minds always open th
You have absolutely no idea where your shoes are.
You've just had to get someone to help you pull your pants up in the ladies
room.
You've been flashing your boobs at passers by.
You mistake a police car for a cab and shout obscenities when it doesn't
stop for you.
You drop your 3:00 a.m. burger on the floor, pick it up and carry on
eating.
You start crying.
There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.
You've found a deeper side to the office nerd.
The man you're f
Most people have at least once in their lives, read through the
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FIRST THE ADS FROM WOMEN
40-ish.................. 48
Adventurer.............. Has had more partners than
.. Crying is blackmail.
.. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
.. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
.. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
.. Get rid of your cat.
.. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
.. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
.. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
.. You have too many shoes.
.. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
.. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it'
