Baby burger
Ingredients
1 very large bun any kind
5 pounds lettuce any kind
7.67 pounds cheese any kind
1 good size baby any race
between 20 to 20.23 pounds
(NO MORE NO LESS!)
* For those who preferred smaller size babies you need at least 2-3 babies per portion.
YUM!
This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle.
Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay.
One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to a big black Jamaican at the urinal.
To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his p
TUESDAY NIGHT
BORED AS HELL
MY DINNER
I love to cook specially weekdays, I don't usually go out much (any more lol) during week nights. It's wonderful though because dinning out in fancy shamancy restaurant every night even though I would love to do that so much would certianly hurt my bank account. So I came up with a solution for it, I'd get recipes and tips from some of my very close friends who are head chef in some popular NYC restaurant/bar/grill. They are such a PRO I wish I cou
Due to internet stalker I've now change my MSN ......AGAIN and for those who are my friend please add me to ur ***** list ooops I mean friend list [email protected] for da MSN
Ok, i've lived in both NYC and Cali, West coast vs. East coast!
CaLi vs. NY!!
Read it all, or you really wont get it......
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Im from california
-I cuss a lot.
-I say "for sure" and "right on" and "hella" and I say it often.
-I know what real cheese & avocados taste like.
-I don't get snow days off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe and Big Bear.
-Summers are really hot, and winters really cold. That's the way it is.
-I go to the Beach - not "down the shore"
How do you know if you're in love, lust, or marriage?
LOVE when your eyes meet across a crowded room
LUST when your tongues meet across a crowded room
MARRIAGE when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care
LOVE when intercourse is called making love
LUST all other times
MARRIAGE what's intercourse?
LOVE when you argue over how many children to have
LUST When you argue over who gets the wet spot
MARRIAGE when you argue over money
LOVE when you share everything you ow
Video code provided by Regianni Da Beyoche'
Jeannie Ortega - Crowded Lyrics
jeannie Ortega..
papoose?
let me show u all how its posed to be done
Jeannie Ortega:
don't get me started
it's getting kinda crowded in here
back up off me, im feeling like im suffocated
now here's my problem
i'm not gonna be your chick on the side
forget about it
u know damn well it wouldn't be right
Chorus (Jeannie Ortega):
I dunno wat u been thinkin bout me
did u think this was gonna be that easy?
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I'm drunk as we speak and will be out cold for the next 12 hrs (at least) so keep me update on whats going on up in here I dont want to miss out on any thing yall know I'm nosey
Not much for friday night, snowed in last night for my birthday lol....The girls are taking me out tomorrow night for my birthday ..can't wait =)
Anyways tonigh it's me and my little furry dinner date.
The menu :
SOUP :
Avgolemono
Greek citrus chicken soup with carrots top with shaved white truffle.
ENTRE :
Pan seared Filet Minong thinly sliced over crispy wonton skin drizzled with sweet spicy sauce and drops of wasabi aioli.
DESSERT :
Melon Granita
Pretty lite dinner cuz I'm on
"I got dibs on these...!"
Pakistanis Envy Ronald McDonald?s Feet
Written by Morgan Truce
LAHORE, PAKISTAN (AP) Swarms of angry Muslims destroyed a McDonald's fast food restaurant today. A crowd of youths focused their attention on a large pair of shoes worn by Ronald McDonald ? the brightly colored clown figure known the world over. ?I want to get those big red shoes,? shouted 14-year-old Hafiz. ?Just think of how I?ll be able to really stomp on those burning flags with that pair of huge re
