bloodninja: Wanna cyber?DirtyKate: OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)DirtyKate: Who are you?bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lotbloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an orderDirtyKate: Haha! OKDirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA
1. first cup of coffee this morning, reading glamour in this issue "this is it! our 7 best sex secrets ever" flip on to that page real fast......it's their best sex secrets ever i better read it cant miss that -ish.2-5. mr.chow was sleeping up until the beep of my cell phone woke him up.
6. dolce doesn't look that happy this morning (don't know why he didn't tell me but i'll find out)
some borrowed some mine time to return
7.cleaning my mac eyeshadows custom palettes, looks pretty me
urrrrrrggg "WHY" is it today everyone seems to LOVE starting their question with WHY?????? bitchin about pitty -ish that begins with WHY????? skin colours??? profile got deleted??? can take a poo??? hard to pee??? let me show u the cutest "WHY" ever because ur "why" this "why" that "why" whatever is not cute......so stop bitching and DEAL WITH IT!
1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7. Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me
my song of the day went to my friend's daughter b-day pool party not much going on there for a 4yo b-day but we (adults) get to catch up and chit chat work was crazy during the week ran into crazy ppl as usual nothing major just mediocres that's just live i can live without them but can never resist to crash with them btw how's ur summer so far?
fortune teller?
i never use to believe those crap,,,,, till a friend of mine forwarded me this link.
click here to find out
i am now a believer!love to allpeace to the world
take a test
click on the link below
and post ur scores
ALL LOOK SAME
i got 4 points hopeless =P
*embarrassed*
regianni ran and hide under the rock
it's confirmed....... i'm a hidden blonde
i designed this flyer for a friend's partyk,,,,i hope this is not in any way considered as a promotional act
i blured out the venue and contact number
just wanted some opinion =)
my friend's cat had a litter of kittens few weeks ago, 4 other kittens (mr.chow's siblings) were taken by our other friends except mr.chow he's the tiniest one with kind of messy colour combination. and was the only kitten left behind, he's one ugly duckling lol but i fell in love with him soon as i hold him and named him mr.chowmy 1st cat dolce gets along with mr.chow very well, he's very gentle with his new little kitten.
he turns out to be very healthy playful little kitten.
i guess i'm hav
Nicole Richie Dandelion
Saw him on a friday outside some run down saloon
He was cryin over someone that he felt left much too soon
I said, hey boy don't you cry tonight
Let me take you out on this town
He looked at me and smiled as one last tear splashed off the ground
With half a wink he asked me what are you some kind of freak
I told him no, I guess I just feel your vibe is kinda deep
The moon hung over soho
And I counted 16 stars
I pointed at the brightest one and said now t
1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2. Nothing improves with age.
3. No matter how many times youve had it, if its offered take it, because itll never be quite the same again.
4. Sex has no calories.
5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
7. Sex appeal is 50% what youve got and 50% what people think youve got.
8. No sex with anyone in the
SABAISABAI
THAT'S RIGHT YOU BEYOCH
HAVE A FREAKY DEAKY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
BTW I GOT U SOME HOT SHITZZLE SO YOU CAN GET PIMPED OUT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.
Cuz I know u drool much and the hat to keep ur bold head warm!
And do me a favor a shower or two wont hurt.
READ READ READ BETWEEN THE LINE.
Your day/play outfit.
No more bare foot!
Learn to play with real toys!
SUCK ON THAT ONE.
A year supply of Huggies for ur stanky butt.
Cuz I know u love COW.
Woke up pretty early this morning, went for a morning jog along the west side highway Hudson river......on my way back I stop and grab a cup of good old hot coffee from my fav deli. Thinking.......hummm since I'm out this early why not take a walk over to Zabar's on Broadway so I can just do my grocery shopping and get it out of my way.
Zabar's early in the morning is much different than in the evening, it's much more quiet in the morning not too many ppl...........especially those special type
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My new shoes for my friend's wedding in June loves it!
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Getting ready and glam up, going out with my *******. Ne'ways I'll be back if not too drunk to log back on again lol
Cheers......hiccckkkkss
And big fat lobster tail for dinner.
Brazilian fashion showLast Saturday in Brooklyn
My Table
My cousin Christiani
Brazilian Girl ROCKS!
Random
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The girl in pink my other cousin Janaina
Janaina I did her makeup isn't she purdy?
Me & my cousin Christiani getting **** face lol
Renata(left)Our other cousin Andre ( the guy in the middle lol dunno what he's rolling) & Christiani
Under my table Christiani's foot in silver mine in Gold
Hickkkkkk another bottle please
After god knows how ma
PUSH HERE TO FIND OUT Sometimes people carry to such perfection the mask they have assumed that in due course they actually become the person they seem.
W. Somerset Maugham
HAVE A GREAT SUNDAY
Off getting me some FAT burrito.........and muchacho.......drink some cerveza and some tequila.......and mucho bailar.......merengue and salsa........then take a break drink more cerveza.........ask for more burrito GRANDE.......omg I can't stop.....lol trying to act cool rhyming all the words but don't know how to end it.....anyways.......happy corona, tequila and burrito day ppl
My day was pretty weird, I was at a gig.....it was a wedding rehearsal, The bride is Korean in her early 20s the groom is Caucasian in his late 40s, anyways I have to do makeup for the bride, the maid of honor, bride's maid, the bride's mother, the groom's mother, and the flower girls.
The bride's Korean born and raised in the US, my 1st face of the day and wished it was my last face of the day =( The whole time working on her face she was yapping away about her dress, flower, showing off her
MY ***** IS GOOD FOR NOTHING! SLEEP.....EAT....MEAW.....SLEEP.....MEAW....AND SLEEP AGAIN....AND SLEEP SOME MORE.
This is the biggest collection, of the world's biggest lies ever told... The check is in the mail. I'll respect you in the morning. I'm from your government, and I am here to help you. It's only a cold sore. You get this one, I'll pay next time. My wife doesn't understand me. Trust me, I'll take care of everything. Of course I love you. I am getting a divorce. Dr
A B-day cake I made for my ex few years ago....yep the ex-baller LOL
well don't wanna post the rest of the pics....it might be too graphic.....all I can tell yall is that......
DAMN BARBIE
