Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account
A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And if you had a 3 inch floppy . ...
.. ... . you just hoped nobody ever found out!
Just got back room from work...Damn,,so tired work from 9am to midnight...coz of midnight sell at Siam Paragon..very busy at my work today..Well, I have to go to bed now..have to wake up early again tomorrow,another busy....Give me some power to get back to work please...Good night to all of you...Sleep well...
1. Please don't talk to my breasts. You won't be meeting them.
2. If you want to control someone, sleep with your remote.
3. I always choose chocolate over men. ALWAYS
4. 51% love goddess...49% *****. Care to push your luck?
5. My sexual preference is NO
6. My body is my temple, now get on your knees and pray.
7. It's not the size that counts, it's...no, wait, size does count.
8. Remember men, girls are made of sugar, spice and everything nice.
9. Men ar
A simple friend has seen you cry.
A special friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A simple friend doesn’t know your parent’s first names.
A special friend has their numbers in his or her address book.
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A special friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.
A simple friend hates it when you call after he or she has gone to bed.
A special friend asks you why you took so long to call.
A simple friend i
Well, this weekend i will back to visit the place where my father sick and stay at the hospital there till i take he back to Ubonratchani. I use to go there every my day off..5years already...Sangkhlaburi..make me thinking of my father more and more..
For you my father
There was a man who was so strong
He had the strength which no one had.
When I use to cry
he was there to wipe my tears
When I use to smile
he was there to share.
By profession, he was a policeman
So hard working and a true Gentleman.
As a father, he gave us everything
love, affection and understanding
By chance his marriage anniversary
coincided with my birth date.
Any delay in celebration I used to hate
there used to be a huge party
Everybody use