no this isn't what she said when I addressed ..haha We all often post the thigns that drive us mad, annoy us inssesitantly, or just irk us more some days then others but I wanted to post a list of things that are simple momentary pleasures that make you forgot all your stress for even a minute... I thought about it last week my boss'es, boss'es boss came by and said "WOW look at that sunset!" I couldn't see it from my vantage point and had to slide my chair back just 2 feet to catch this amazin
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female . Any part under a car's hood.
Male . . The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female . Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male . . Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female . The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male . . Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
I love taking showers! when you step in and they envelope you in the warm or cooling embrace. Relaxing and soothing away all your cares and concerns. The steady stream of of hum as the droplets crash against the floor blocking the out side world. So much so you have to make extra effort to be alerted to thingsoutside of your little shower world. Standing there being massaged forgetting all of the days or yesterdays problems and preparing for the nexts. Man I love showers! Funny consider when I
British defense researchers have invented an invisible tank — or at least a way to make a tank invisible.London's Daily Mail, Daily Telegraph and Sun all report on tests conducted by the Ministry of Defence last week in which a tank rolled across a field, completely invisible to observers standing at a certain point."This technology is incredible," an unnamed soldier was quoted by the Daily Mail and Sun. "If I hadn't been present I wouldn't have believed it. I looked across the fields and just s
This type of infection is often resistant to anti-biotics and very often fatal. Remember wash your hands often during the at least EVERY SINGLE TIME you use the bathroom, rest room, comfort room water closet or whatever else you call it. It's estimated to kill as many or more people the aids in the next next few years. PIKEVILLE, Ky. — An eastern Kentucky school district with one confirmed case of antibiotic-resistant staph infection plans to shut down all 23 of its schools Monday, affecting a
So this star in Vietnam, Hoang Thuy Linh, made a sex tape with her ex-boyfriend (DO NOT MAKE A SEX TAPE, PEOPLE! EVER!!) and it was “accidentally” leaked onto the Internet. But Vietnam isn’t quite so liberated as the U.S., and, instead of making a Paris Hilton-style star out of her, it’s ruined her career. Her television show — on which she plays a virginal schoolgirl — has been canceled as a result of the leak. And it doesn’t end there!
On Thursday, Hanoi police detained four college student
I've taken to posting jokes which I am using to get through the day and to bring some smiles to my fellow tf'ers. II hope everyone has a great and safe weekend! One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems okay but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways i
Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go..." But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality: "Dave, you're a vet...
Brittany was on her deathbed, with her husband Adam at her side. She kept trying to tell him something, but he kept saying, "Shhhh, don't worry now darling, just rest." "But honey," she whispered, "I need to make a confession before I die... I slept with your brother, your best friend, and your father." "Don't worry about it, sweetie," replied Adam as he wiped the tears from Brittany's cheek, "I know. Why do you think I poisoned you?"
ahhh marriage isn't it great? lol
KHUN SAMUT CHIN, Thailand — At Bangkok's watery gates, Buddhist monks cling to a shrinking spit of land around their temple as they wage war against the relentlessly rising sea.During the monsoons at high tide, waves hurdle the breakwater of concrete pillars and the inner rock wall around the temple on a promontory in the Gulf of Thailand.Jutting above the water line just ahead are remnants of a village that has already slipped beneath the sea.Experts say these waters, aided by sinking land, th
PELHAM, N.H. — Republican presidential hopeful John McCain said Monday that a new message from Al Qaeda leader Usama bin Laden in which he scolds his followers in Iraq proves that U.S. efforts there are succeeding."Basically he encouraged the extreme elements — Al Qaeda in Iraq particularly in the Sunni areas — to join together and be more effective in bringing terrorism and murder and suicide bombings to Iraq and to Anbar province," McCain said. "It's a clear sign that we are succeeding in Ir
First let me say I will not say who sent me this after learning from condo's example and because there's no need for it I just want to point out the so called open and accepting left leaning people hippoacracy about "acceptance" and who they call intolerant.... Dear Paula gh the Turd,
Congratulations on having a "real job." That's quite and achievement, for you anyway, and I'm sure it's an inspiration to the rest of the mentally retarded.
By the way, *****, (Paul, Paula, *****, goes so wel
I just mvoed all my yahoo pics to flickr because yahoo made me ... so here they are... http://www.flickr.com/photos/desoto283/ was problem with permissions saying they were seto to public so I went through and manually set them so they are viewable now
Choosing A Wife
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impress
Swedish artist Lars Vilks, whose drawings of Mohammed as a “roundabout dog” have provoked the most recent round of Islamic seething and threatening, has acquired a dog for protection.And named it Mohammed.This makes Lars Vilks, single-handedly, more courageous than the entire Western mainstream media.
UPDATE at 10/18/07 9:32:09 am:A reader emails a translation of the page linked above:
The logic and composition is crystal clear. The foundation for the whole roundabout dog project was the exhi
BANGKOK, Thailand — A Canadian schoolteacher accused of sexually abusing over a dozen boys was arrested Friday in rural Thailand after an unprecedented public appeal from Interpol had turned him into the world's most wanted suspected pedophile.The suspect, 32-year-old Christopher Paul Neil, had been hiding in the town of a Thai friend who arranged some of his alleged sexual liaisons with boys, police said.• Click here to view photos of the suspected pedophile."Bingo! We've got him," police Maj.
You Might Be A muslim extremeist If...
...You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer....You own a $300 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes....You have more wives than teeth....You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide....You've ever opened a can of falafel with a mortar round....You've ever had your camel repossessed....You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against....You consider television dangerous
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lips
DEPTFORD TOWNSHIP, N.J. - After months of frustration, a mother of a soldier in Iraq has found someone to ship about 80,000 cans of Silly String to the troops, who use the foamy substance to detect trip wires on bombs. "I am so happy right now, I am shaking. I just think it's awesome that it's finally going," Marcelle Shriver said as boxes were loaded into a truck Monday afternoon.The thousands of cans of Silly String are boxed and addressed to individual servicemen and servicewomen in Iraq. But
Summed up for beej ... the canadian pedohpile the has been posted about has been identified as Christopher Paul Neil from Canada and works usually as an English teacher. See my other post on all urget all tf's read for his picture or see linkshttp://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,301779,00.htmlBANGKOK, Thailand — An international manhunt for an alleged pedophile centered Tuesday on Thailand, where authorities said the suspect, 32-year-old Christopher Paul Neil of Canada, was believed to be at la
PARIS — A suspected pedophile sought in a worldwide Interpol manhunt has been identified and is believed to be in Thailand, the international police organization said Monday.The man was allegedly shown sexually abusing 12 young Vietnamese and Cambodian boys, apparently ranging in age from 6 to early teens, in about 200 photographs posted on the Internet. The man's face was disguised in the photos as a digitalized whirl.Using techniques that neither they nor Interpol would discuss, German polic
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A wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the Halloween party alone.
He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided go to the party.
As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought
my friend thitipat wrote a journal and seemed like a lot of confusion the term gig or gik so I wanted to clarify it a little more gig or gik is kind of a multipurpose role word.when both peopel are single is can be anything from when people are "just dating" or "seeing each other" (which as we all know has not real title), to friends with benefits, **** buddies, and even the recycled ex butty call Now where it gets into mirky waters is when one or both have a partner already so here we go. A gig
