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the pope's driver and Irish burial at sea jokes

Enjoy The Pope's Chauffeur After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope still standing on the curb. "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver," Would you please take your seat so we can leave?" "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and now that I'm Pope, I'd really like to drive today." "I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do th

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open discussings

I was reading an article from an Indian based news paper called the Khaleej Times Online and it was about a debate between an open debate between Marine Le Pen, daughter of National Front leader Jean-Marie Le Pen, and Oxford University academic Tariq Ramadan who are polar opposites for all purposes note worthy. The fact that these 2 individuals can come together for an intellectual discussion and open debate is a much bigger thing than some might realize. When an open debate is allowed to take

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attention to burma

I was wondering what to call this journal since I had the new Sylvester Stallone movie "Rambo" today. It's well done and I'm most of the so called intelligencia will only focus on the violence and graphics nature of the movie. Although quite a bit of the most horrific and graphic scenes are based on actual accounts the burmese military control government against it's own people. The so called hollywood elite quickly moved on from Burma and would rather spend time with a fascist (hugo chavez) ,

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sex and grades

A survey from one of the country's top universities has revealed students who have the most sex get the worst results. The online study published in the student magazine Varsity asked over a thousand members in various colleges at Cambridge University in depth about their sex lives. It revealed students at poorly-performing colleges are more likely to be sleeping around. Students studying medicine are among those who have the most sexual partners compared to mathematicians who had the fewe

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random funny facts

Enjoy the weekend everyone have safe and fun time! Why are canned herring called sardines? because they are canned in sardinia! no joke Air conditioners cause more eletrocutions then hair dryers and power drills combined! when trix cereal was introduced it was 46.6 sugar! the normal dial tone of most phones is in the key of "F" it cost 3 million to build the titanic BUT 100 MILLION to film the movie! cats do NOT sweat! (for all the cat lovers) New York city is such a great city.... 31

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follow their demands doesn't work????

Wait a minute; Spain withdrew all her troops from Iraq after the Madrid train bombings, and Spanish politicians have been doing their best to bash Israel, appease leftist apologists, and appease resident Islamists ever since. So why the suicide bombing plot? MADRID, Spain - Police acting on a tipoff that a radical Islamic group was plotting suicide attacks in Barcelona moved against the cell last week even though it had not amassed enough explosives to make bombs, Spain’s police chief said Th

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swalty... my new addiction

I was recently introduced to my new addiction!  It's sweet on one side and salty on another. I've already spread the "want want" love to my coworkers. It's a healthy rice cake thing and it's swalty (yes I made it up screw off) and it's healthy for you I mean how awesome is that!!!!!! 

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subsidized acting?

I have been reading a lot lately about actors contributing somewhat large amounts to various things. Recently with the big push towards the presidential elections ion the US a lot has gone to the Democrat candidates which also means (per most of their platforms) socialized medicine. The call it Universal healthcare but the reality is that is what it is it's just marketing to call it something else like calling a 4x4 a suv so it doesn't seem a redneckish. lol  However, I have started to wonder ab

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funny pics for your friday

Enjoy your weekend and be safe everyone! I wonder if someone told him hey look at the display!!!! 555 A restaurant I've eaten at in lake city florida! 555 How I feel friday morning at 6:30am!!! I don't even know where to start!  you thought you got dragged places!  Fast food definition...http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa313/odiegh/funny6.jpg'>EEEWWWWWWWWW he even has camel toe!!!! New martial arts style... Hope you enjoyed and read imperfectionists journal remember std's are no joke pract

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at just the right time!

These are great pics taken at well.... just the right time!for more of them check out the link including the photos taken at the right angle linkshttp://www.sawse.com/2008/01/07/10-more-photos-at-the-exact-right-time/ look at her mouth like "hmmm one of these is not like the other"   I'm really against bull fighting and go for the bulls but that's just not called for! lol  the best is the guard on the left's face he's like "ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww damn that's nasty!" lol  practice makes perfect

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opinions

recently the extreme left leaning people on TF who pose nothing but peace and harmony .... but this is ONLY as long as you agree with everything they say. Or else you get called such things as "stupidest ***** on tf" and other such things. However being that I like tf and believe in the principle of free exchange of ideas (unlike these people) I do not delete their messages, block them from sending me messages, or any such punitive measures. A couple have asked why I'm willing to take the verbal

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AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

First before I get verbally assaulted the multiculturalists apologiers let me say death in it's self especially of young people (in this case mostly men) is never something one wishes for because it's always hoped some others solution can be reached but when it can't or when defense of your-self or others is at question.... you do what you have to. Maybe (although doubtfully so) this will be a deterrent to those engaged in acts of terrorism. If nothign else it's cut off the bloodline and helped

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trash guys in thailand....

this is especially to my fellow farangs in Thailand but to the rest of us as well...Recently a friend of mine got a call at 3 or 4 am in the morning from a guy wanting sex. This alone is not a surprise right except they had never had sex or even fooled around in the past. The guy's inclination to just come up with sex was based on his belief on how easy she was.  MEN .. pelase understand women do not think like us no matter how much of a slut they might really be they are still NOT... I say agai

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people and gifts...

You know I have some incredible people in my life and I know that and I am very grateful for it! SO grateful that I do not expect or ask for much on special occasions (birthdays, christmas, anniversaries, etc) and this where I have found something interesting about the people who I love and love me. There have been a few times when I have been given a gift which I thought was to expensive! Most of the time it's not that I don't want the gift but I can't justify spending so much money for it. It'

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class action suit against ipod

LOS ANGELES -- An iPod owner is suing Apple Inc., claiming it restricts consumer choice and has monopolized the digital music market because its popular line of music players and its iTunes online music store are not compatible with rival music devices. The lawsuit, filed Dec. 31 in U.S. District Court in Northern California, seeks class-action status and is the latest of several that claim Cupertino-based Apple has an unfair grip on the online music market. Lead plaintiff Stacie Somers of S

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magazines-women-and self-esteem

In College I took a class on feminine psychology thought by a woman with books by women... so I could figure or try to figure what the hell women were thinking! There were 4 other guys in the class which full over 36 people. In this class the main thing we learned was that us 5 guys knew more about a woman's body, thoughts, desires, and also were more supportive of equal rights. It was kind of sobering experience especially when we covered a section about the media influence on woman. The soberi

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beer not just for drinking anymore!!!!

Here is a list of 32 things you can with beer some of the more interesting things are.... 1. Bathe in it2. put out a fire4. polish pots6. shampoo hair7. loosen rusty bults8. clear up brown spots in your lawn9. pass a kidney stone18. catch slugs 19. catch mice23. calm an upset stomach The whole list is from Men's health on the link below and is just more proof that beer is truly a gift from GOD!http://www.menshealth.com/cda/article.do?site=MensHealth&channel=guy.wisdom&category=howto.guid

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to the special person in your life

this morning the weather was just like in the song and even with a light but cold rain I had a huge smile and didn't bother to open my umbrella. There are alot of people in love, some recently married, recently had children, on tf and in our lives. Some of us are in love, some of us infatuated and hoping to fall in love... and some suffering from broken hearts or longing to be with our special person.... so for all us something to make you smile Especially to the special people in my life who ma

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noodles can be dangerous?

first drinking to much can kill and now this? What's next? IMPORTANT: Never go thirsty when going to bed and be sure you have plenty of water during your 8-hour rest.Bangungot has killed a male nurse of UERMMH. It is sudden death in adults which cause them to die while sleeping. Many theories have been put forward as its cause. However, here is an article which sheds some light to the cause of this malady. Please read on:Article from THE PHILIPPINE STAR:The reported cause of actor Rico Yan's dea

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continued disbelief

A texas man is being sought for the possibility of an muslim "honor" killing for his 2 daughter's dating practices.The same thing happened in Canada with one daughter being killed. It has happened in Europe. and Now in England a report shows over ... wait let me say that again... OVER 66,000 women have been force to undergo female genital mutilation. The investigation was done by volunteers from the Department of Health and carried out with academics from the London School of Tropical Hygiene an

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something great about technology

has been the ability to post thing BUT the really great thing has been the ability of people post responses to it! Great examples are the Obama and Rudy girls videos and well of course these 2 feature Justin Timberlake from a saturday night live performance and a woman response...  Enjoy the laughs! the response 

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Silent killer

As for regular people like Afook and myself the silent killer of cancer has once again shown it hits everyone. This doesn't matter your social status, place, wealth, or family. The kings sister has passed after suffering from cancer. Cancer is a disease that not only takes it's toll on the person but truly on the family.  So next time you here of a protest against polluters and some politician not supporting stricter fines or regulations for our health and safety get out and find someone who wil

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beginning and end

Well today is my Birthday and thankyou for the wishes I've already gotten everyone. it started off last night not so good as one my closest friends had informed me her mother who had just gone in the hospital the night before had died early that morning of a stroke! I was in shock and felt so bad for my friend, but I realized how God works in mysterious ways.  My friend got her mba her and had wanted to get a work visa but didn't find a position she liked and went back to bkk. If she had stayed

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anything for a laugh...

can you beat this one? I love pranks but even this one had bowing and saying "I'm not worthy" truly a prank master!  ASHLAND, Ore. —  Even in death, Chet Fitch is a card.Fitch, known for his sense of humor, died in October at age 88 but gave his friends and family a laugh recently: Christmas cards, 34 of them, began arriving — written in his hand with a return address of "Heaven."The greeting read: "I asked Big Guy if I could sneak back and send some cards. At first he said no; but at my insiste

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