http://www.urbandictionary.com/ For those of you who English isnt your first language or you have heard it in a song or whatever and have no idea what it means; the urban dictionary. There are some funny ones on there including one of my personal favourites; stingray. Check it out!
I ordered flowers to be sent to my missus in Thailand for valentines day. She loves flowers and i love to make her smile so i made sure i sent them through a very good company. I knew in the baqck of my mind there would be some kind of problem because well, Thailand never runs smoothly so i made sure i booked them well in advance. Valentines day comes and then ... they dont get delivered. My surprise was ruined and i went back to the shop where i ordered them. I had spoken to my missus and she s
I have decided a change in career is in order, i want to be a Billionaire. They always seem to have alot of fun and dont need to worry about bills. So if anyone has any money making schemes then please post them here. If they work out i will give you 10% and send you a nice thankyou card
I have recieved a yellow card for "inappropriate behavior". I think i know why but if this is the reason i was only standing up for a newbie as he was being bullied by another member. The other member who will remain nameless for now posted a "witty" comment about the newbie poster. I dont think i deserved this warning and if a TF Mod could just quickly explain to me why i received this i would be very thankful.
Angry whoremongers have slammed the bosses of Bangkok's new Suvarnabhumi Airport for ignoring the plight of weary travellers who want to get blown-off as they wait for connecting flights.Up the escalator from KFC, the legendary hair salon at the old Don Muang Airport used to pamper its patrons with a range of services that were seldom available in the Thai Royal Orchid Lounge. Sometimes, this even included a haircut.My informant discovered this by accident when a pretty stylist brushed some hair
Sex is good for your health. Most people enjoy sex for its own sake, but a recent study suggests that men who have sex at least three times a week cut their risk of a heart attack in half. Researchers started out studying the benefits of vigorous exercise, looking at an activity lasting 20 minutes or longer and making the exerciser sweaty or out of breath. Most of the men they questioned thought that sex fit this description just as well as soccer. This surprised the scientists, but they decided
I got an 8! not bad i suppose
Even though you are sexy, both men and women agree that confidence and a sense of humor are very important when seeking a date or soul mate. So whether you are looking for true love or simply dating, a confident smile goes a long way.
Kissed someone on friends list? yes
Danced in front of your mirror naked? no
Ever told a lie? Yes
Tripped on mushrooms? no
Done ectasy? no
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yes
Been arrested? no
Kissed a picture? Yes
Slept until 5pm ? Yes
Had sex at work? Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
Held an actual snake? yes
Ran a red light? yes
Been suspended from school? yes
Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? yes
Been fired from a job?no