College   A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

Etc A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Office A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Ecstasy A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Committee Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide

that nothing can be done together.

Politician One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Smile A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Optimist A person who starts taking bath if he accidently falls into a river.

Pessimist A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

Diplomat A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Classic A book which people praise, but do not read.

Dictionary The only place where divorce comes before marriage.

Miser A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Marriage It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.

Father A banker provided by nature.

Rumour News that travels at the speed of sound.

Criminal A guy no different from the rest of us...except that he got caught.

Worry Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.

Boss Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Philosopher A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Tears The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.

Experience The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb An invention to end all inventions.

Doctor A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Software Engineer One that is paid for sending and receiving such E-mails!  From my forward...

huhuhu, WOW.

Very true Ratiya,where do you find these truth documents? lol

STRESS;

The confussion caused by the minds ability to over ride the body's basic desire to strangle the living sh*t out of an a**hole who deserves it....

LOVED IT!!! that was awesome!

hehehehe

Another definition:

COLLEGE:

A fountain of knowledge where students go to drink.

I like the boss definition. Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Great

Yvr_in_Bkk>>>>>>WOW = Its true right ?

BJ>>>>>>>>>>>Dont you send me this mail ?...lol

thomaswd>>>>>> Oopss Another verbal expression to say nothing.

Mywings>>>>>>> Trust ummm definitely true.. hehehe

OutOfOrder>>>>> Khop khun kha.

khun_lung>>>>>>A fountain of knowledge where students go to drink. Does that mean "Gulivers" ? lol..

Rado>>>>>>>>> Yes me too. He's always early when I'm late...hohoho..

SunTzu76>>>>>>@(*-*)@

made me smile