You wake up the weathers cold and raining, you switch on TV and theres Lorraine Kelly On GMTV Live from some pub in the North of England doing an interview with some guy whos horse drinks pints of beer.The horse then proceeds to turn its big face away from the beer and the guy says (with a straight face) It might be T'little bit early for her coz pubs dont normally open till t'eleven.....You couldnt make it up. Ahhhhhhhhh Its good to be back.

Some guys have all the luck, I still have to suffer another week in Thailand :-)

ho ho