MARRIAGE THERAPY     Worried about their less than exciting sex life, a young wife sent her husband to a therapist who wound up treating him with self-hypnosis.    And, to her joy, everything got much better.

   However she could not help but notice that each night, early into their love making, the husband would dash out to the bathroom for several minutes.  

This tormented her until finally, one night, she followed him.

   There, in front of the mirror she found him applying technique:                 "She's not my wife... She's not my wife...She's not my wife..."Happy Valentines Day to all...

Johnny that's funny.... How you doin old boy...

Lol....did you do that every morning?

Happy VD to u & ur wife too