Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man turns on the hands free

speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN; "Hello"

WOMAN; "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN; "Yes"

WOMAN; "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.

It's only$1,000.Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN; "Sure,go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN; "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006

models.I saw one I really liked"

MAN; "How much?"

WOMAN; "$90,000"

MAN; "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN; "Great! Oh, and one more thing .. The house I wanted last year

is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"

 MAN; "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably

take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. If it's really a good price."

WOMAN; "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN; "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him  in astonishment, their jaws dropped.....

He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?

I think Gav is the Man who's pick up phone -)

LoL..Gav's ex for sure.

lol.. very funny..

LOL GAV...seems i know that girl ....

Sounds like it could of been me Gav about September? hehe

echy Ja... *blush*blush*" That's me..(^O*)" *blush*blush*...;-P

priceless!!! :-)

Of couse, should be me and that gay, should be my another part, why u let ppl know our life...seriously!!! hehe