~*~MALE BASHING~*~

 Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?

 Answer: Who cares?????.....

Question: What did God say after he created man?

 Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

Question: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?

 Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Question: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

 Answer: a) no mind no business

Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

 Answer: Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.

Question: What is the difference between men and pigs?

 Answer: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

 Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention

         of driving.

Question: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?

 Answer: Exchange him!!

Question: Why do men like smart women?

 Answer: Opposites attract.

Pass this on to some women who need a laugh, & to men who can handle it!

Question: What did God say after he created man?

Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

hahaha.. God is really smart!!

Question: Why do men like smart women?

Answer: Opposites attract.

Y~E~S !!!!

Question: What's difference between man and pigs ?

Answer : I am thought...No

Pigs and man...only want to steep and eat

Question: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?

Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.

....Good answer......

Couldn't agree more.

*****NOTE TO ALL TF MEMBERS*****

Our valued and respected member of out community, Gav, has finally had his sex change operation. It is not advisable to contact him directly for a few days, as he is also experiencing his first period right now.

Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.

mmmmm Really????

STU _ THAILAND said:

*****NOTE TO ALL TF MEMBERS*****

Our valued and respected member of out community, Gav, has finally had his sex change operation. It is not advisable to contact him directly for a few days, as he is also experiencing his first period right now.

Thank you Stu, Its duck shooting seanon and being a TRUE POME you have made it so easy for me A:-)

I will cut and paste the last line of my journal for you asd I think you missed it on your first read

Pass this on to some women who need a laugh, & to men who can handle it!

Which "Camp" are you IN hehehehehe

Fly Quack dive thud

LOL

Question: What did God say after he created man?

Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

no no it's,

When God created man, She was only practicing!!

sm

"Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.

mmmmm Really????"

Wahaaaaaaaa!!!!

bloody awesome....my jaw locks after laugh too much!

Question: Why do men like smart women?

Answer: Opposites attract.

Even they know this Men still try to act that they smarter than women lol...

lol hahahaah ;-))))) Thanks for sharing ja...

well well..........LOL