This guy walks into the bar with a frog on his head.

The bartender says, "Hey, what's that?"

To which the frog replies "I don't know. It started as a wart on my ass and this happened."

Tony, you missed the most important point - the guy was a politician :-)

you need a new joke book...

The key to a good joke is timing.

The Americans should be asleep at around 10am GMT

My wife said we should try something new in bed. Apparently "your sister" was not an appropriate response

Once upon a time, the big bad wolf said, 'I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down'. So the little pig said, 'f*** off or I'll sneeze on you