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I think you're the father . . .


WHISKERS

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  . . . of one of my kids!!! A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave

at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place

 where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you Know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has  ever been unfaithful

to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor

party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies

watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???" 

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, ... I'm your son's math

teacher."            nyanyasmiley.gif Have a great weekend!!!                     rsmile2.gif

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  . . . of one of my kids!!! A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave

at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place

 where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you Know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has  ever been unfaithful

to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor

party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies

watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???" 

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, ... I'm your son's math

teacher."            nyanyasmiley.gif Have a great weekend!!!                     rsmile2.gif

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