Here's a few classics you might have missed that are making the rounds at the moment:LITTLE MARK ON MATHSA teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"  She calls on little MARK.He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."Then little MARK says, "I have a question for YOU.There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.  Which one is married?"The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."To which Little MARK replied, "The correct answer is the one with the Wedding ring on," but I like your thinking." LITTLE MARK ON MATHS (Part 2)

Little MARK returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic"Why?" asks the father?"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'" I said "6", replies MARK."But that's right!" says his dad."Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2?'""What's the ******* difference?" asks the father"That's what I said!" LITTLE MARK ON GETTING OLDERLittle MARK was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."Little MARK replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"Little MARK answered, "No, he minded his own ******* business."

looooolll i ******* love this boy hahaha cool!!

..ANOTHER MARK IN MORAL CLASS

After teacher explained what the diffirent between heaven and hell...

"Okay kids everyone here knows what diffirent of heaven and hell now, Anyone wanna go to hell"

All in class quiet ... Teacher continue "That's good, and anyone wanna go to heaven"

Everyone raise their hands, Except Mark, ...Teacher wonders, and think Mark would misunderstood something, so teacher asks Mark " Oh Mark honey, Didnt you understand what i explained? Why dont you raise your hand, you dont wanna go to heaven ?"

.."Yes, teacher, I do" Mark answers " But my Mom not allow me to go anywhere after school"

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"What's the ******* difference?" asks the father

"That's what I said!"

Little MARK answered, "No, he minded his own ******* business."

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Wow, it seems you CAN recognise humour when you see it, Giles!!!!LOL

Excuse me..........was good to meet you in person..........lol

Little MARK is Better than Little Johnny....lol

LOL Not bad .........................

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both are good.

i like the 1st one the best!!!

Both? There are 3 Vacanti ;-p

smartass lil mark lol