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I am Embarrased


iain-uk

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Only just brought myself around to say this. A couple of weeks ago I injured my knee - actually did a good job at it too! The story goes like this!

Standing outside my depot building, it was nice sunny weather and I was wearing shorts and a t-shirt! A wasp appeared in front of me, now I hate wasps with a passion! So I stepped backwards, but this thing followed me with an evil glint in it's eye! I jumped backwards.....................

I forgot about some concrete bollards that were behind me, so I fell over one of them, stumbled backwards about 15 feet heading towards a train track with a 750v DC juice rail nearest me. Not wanting to get fried, I decided to fall over...

Cutting open my right knee, my left leg got stuck under a low fence and my left foot hit a block on the floor. This caused my leg to lock and for my to get knocked upwards trapping my leg under the fence and badly twisting my knee.

At the moment, I am resuming work Mondey (waiting all the jokes to come) but I have to go back to hospital in 4 weeks because I may have damaged my ligaments!

I am clumsy!

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Only just brought myself around to say this. A couple of weeks ago I injured my knee - actually did a good job at it too! The story goes like this!

Standing outside my depot building, it was nice sunny weather and I was wearing shorts and a t-shirt! A wasp appeared in front of me, now I hate wasps with a passion! So I stepped backwards, but this thing followed me with an evil glint in it's eye! I jumped backwards.....................

I forgot about some concrete bollards that were behind me, so I fell over one of them, stumbled backwards about 15 feet heading towards a train track with a 750v DC juice rail nearest me. Not wanting to get fried, I decided to fall over...

Cutting open my right knee, my left leg got stuck under a low fence and my left foot hit a block on the floor. This caused my leg to lock and for my to get knocked upwards trapping my leg under the fence and badly twisting my knee.

At the moment, I am resuming work Mondey (waiting all the jokes to come) but I have to go back to hospital in 4 weeks because I may have damaged my ligaments!

I am clumsy!

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